Not So Pro 3

[JugHead27]

The hell are you spooks up to

Smh

 

[dall]

Damn slackers and jackers

 

[redline4]

What the fùck?

 

[redline4]

What the fùck?

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Bonus points to anyone who can translate that to what it actually means.

 

[Dream]

Mornin' players of the chainsaw music. Sure got busy around the place this a.m. More than the usual shoveling of *s-worde from one pile to another. Stay safe, and don't get into any trouble.

Judging by 285 this morning at I20, id say you and the distribution folks were a little busy.
Rather large amounts of rather large trees blocking the 20 exit lanes, and all of the opposite lanes of 285 shut down.

 

[Dream]

Morena E Hoas.
Bit of zigzag across the country sorting someone else's problem before heading south to stay away for work.
I hate staying away.

Not fond of it either, but here I am.
Oh well, ive got 9 days off if I can make it through Friday.

 

[Dream]

What the fùck?

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Just gonna take a WAG and say it must be a bit like a strap on, only more permanent and MUCH larger apparently...

 

[redline4]

Just gonna take a WAG and say it must be a bit like a strap on, only more permanent and MUCH larger apparently...

Nope.
It actually has something to do with the vehicle.
I had to ask 3 people before I finally was shown what they were talking about.

 

[JugHead27]

What the fùck?

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Trannys? Cosmetic changes? Just gonna half to ask the service advisor who wrote it lol I haven’t a clue beyond that

 

[timg]

What the fùck?

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Gonna take a guess at the female seat belt clicky thingy. Do I win a test drive on that new 500i of yours sometime my friend. LOL

 

[redline4]

It means...
Someone ground the heads off the rear license plate screws.


Honest. No kidding.
I work with morons.

 

[Mastermind]

What the fùck?

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Bonus points to anyone who can translate that to what it actually means.

I'm not sure, but it sounds kinky.

 

[Dream]

It means...
Someone ground the heads off the rear license plate screws.
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Honest. No kidding.
I work with morons.

Nope.
Not even remotely related to what actually was going on.
Like someone there is trying to send cryptic messages or something.
Let me try.
Problem:
License plate fasteners damaged.

Howd I do coach?

 

[dall]

Nope.
Not even remotely related to what actually was going on.
Like someone there is trying to send cryptic messages or something.
Let me try.
Problem:
License plate fasteners damaged.

Howd I do coach?

Ed said that he would hire you

 

[davidwyby]

Hey homies

Sunny and 102° with a 100% chance of concentrated, very heavy showers of salt cedar

 

[Wonkydonkey]

Good morning farters,and snorers

 

[41FanForLife]

Good morning ladies. Another beautiful morning in the steel city. Time to make some chit happen

 

[thedude74]

Good night you faptastic rascals. Oh and uh....may the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman.

 

[lohan808]

Judging by 285 this morning at I20, id say you and the distribution folks were a little busy.
Rather large amounts of rather large trees blocking the 20 exit lanes, and all of the opposite lanes of 285 shut down.

Yeppers, had a few failures out there. Hell even the Marine garrison here popped a transformer. Gotta get those men back lit up.

 

[dall]

Damn slackers