Evenin'

I was driving by my friends place
And he stopped me to cut this honey locust bastard
Damn thing was full of lawn ornaments and iron ore his wife stacked all around it

I hit every damn thing embedded in the bark and a ceramic fairy in the limbs

There's some of the iron ore I wore out a file on my chain
When we pulled the root ball it ripped his schedule 40 sewer pipe out.

They were so happy his wife got me pizza and a gallon of bar oil

They kept wanting me to try the well the water's delicious they said
Damn thing is full of bird and bat *s-word
And insects the water is 4ft down
I said it's people like you that will bring the bubonic plague back.