Not So Pro 3

[maulhead]

Hailey just texted me.
Asked if I knew where you worked?

Don't ever loose your sense of humor.

 

[maulhead]

Nothing wrong with that.

My parents were very strict (religious) there was any relations with girls until marriage.

 

[Gullet]

possibly

PM sent sir (damn the "sir" part hurt a little).

 

[Loony661]

My parents were very strict (religious) there was any relations with girls until marriage.

Same here. But I have no regrets.

 

[dall]

PM sent sir (damn the "sir" part hurt a little).

Lol and a word I don’t like being called lol

 

[maulhead]

Same here. But I have no regrets.

I have a few, but it does not do any good to think about them. Can't really blame anyone for them either.

I'm not Kenny or into blaming people for my own silly mistakes.

 

[Dream]

My mom was a virgin.

Mine too apparently, cause they NEVER spoke of the "S" word...

 

[Lnk]

My Saw Fund runneth over.

Hoarder! Lol

 

[Dream]

Yeah, my Mom's a total badass.

Agreed, and also very patient if shes anything like mine.
Lord knows anyone else probably would have smothered me with a pillow and called it SIDS, even though I was 14 at the time...

 

[Dream]

Lol and a word I don’t like being called lol

What word Sir slackalot?

 

[dall]

What word Sir slackalot?

yes lol

 

[maulhead]

Butter Pecan with chocolate syrup bowl number 2…I’ll be as fat as Dallas if I don’t cut this *s-wordt out.

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You better hope Levi makes 48x30 jeans....

 

[Dream]

Might want to quit the smokes before they say your lungs are s_word! The sooner the better.

Heres the facts as best ive learned them on the "cancer sticks".
Some people are more susceptible to "foreign bodies" in the lungs than others.
Ive known lifelong smokers who lived to be 90+.
Ive also known non-smokers who died in their 40s from lung cancer.
Never lit a cigarette.
Never lived in a household where one or both parents smoked.
It all really comes down to genetics.
Like a lot of things in life, it just ends up being a crap shoot.
Are you better off not smoking?
Definitely.
Are you better off not drinking?
Yep.
Are you better off not having sex?
Sure.
Better off never driving a fast car?
Absolutely.
All of those things can cause you to die before you're 100...
But did you do anything you enjoyed?
Little secret I'm gonna share with everybody here, and dont tell the younguns.
Every damn one of us is gonna die.
Yep. I said it.
Its a proven fact.
Mortality rate on this planet is 100%.
Randy would move...

 

[dall]

Heres the facts as best ive learned them on the "cancer sticks".
Some people are more susceptible to "foreign bodies" in the lungs than others.
Ive known lifelong smokers who lived to be 90+.
Ive also known non-smokers who died in their 40s from lung cancer.
Never lit a cigarette.
Never lived in a household where one or both parents smoked.
It all really comes down to genetics.
Like a lot of things in life, it just ends up being a crap shoot.
Are you better off not smoking?
Definitely.
Are you better off not drinking?
Yep.
Are you better off not having sex?
Sure.
Better off never driving a fast car?
Absolutely.
All of those things can cause you to die before you're 100...
But did you do anything you enjoyed?
Little secret I'm gonna share with everybody here, and dont tell the younguns.
Every damn one of us is gonna die.
Yep. I said it.
Its a proven fact.
Mortality rate on this planet is 100%.
Randy would move...

lol ask randy what my sister said when i told her they was treating the stress test yesterday as a regular surgery lol
@Mastermind

they told me no smokes or coffee before the stress test

 

[Dream]

possibly

488 was an awesome little saw.
I guess I need to see how hard a piston is to find for my 695.
They made a 757 that was a fugging BEAST.

 

[Dream]

lol ask randy what my sister said when i told her they was treating the stress test yesterday as a regular surgery lol
@Mastermind

they told me no smokes or coffee before the stress test

Caffein and Nicotine restrict your blood vessels.
Thats a known fact Sir.
They just want you to have decent blood flow.
All cancer talk aside, those are proven facts.

 

[dall]

488 was an awesome little saw.
I guess I need to see how hard a piston is to find for my 695.
They made a 757 that was a fugging BEAST.

It’s not mint but it is a saw I’ve never put in wood and I usually run bigger saws

 

[GCJenks204]

I was 8

I was 8 that was the year I met my oldest brother he'd got out of the army he'd been in since I was a baby I didn't remember him.
And made me so mad I poured two pounds of sugar into his new honda 750 gas tank
I forgot to wipe the spilled sugar off the tank
It didn't hurt it at all.
If I knew then what I knew now
I'd have used a Snicker's bar.

1970 was a damn fine year if I say so for myself.

 

[dall]

Caffein and Nicotine restrict your blood vessels.
Thats a known fact Sir.
They just want you to have decent blood flow.
All cancer talk aside, those are proven facts.

i know what you are saying but her reaction to it was funny

 

[JoeDirt]

Developers trying to develop above joe and have all their runoff come downhill to him. Town meeting about it. Developers is the greaseball!

This is correct.

Are you better off not having sex?
Sure.

You need to check your sources on that one Bubba