Not So Pro 3

[JoeDirt]

What about ladders rated over 250# ? Asking for a friend that passed 250 like a hobo on a freight train. Plus GFY

250 is bantamweight.

Simple…I’d suggest a Type IA for you fatasses!

#fatlivesmatter

 

[Dream]

Had to drop by Home Depot on da way home from work and was doing a little loitering and looking on a few aisles. If yer looking for any 6 or 8 ft Werner fiberglass Type I 250lb rated ladders right now might be the time to crank up the sled and take a drive. Werner 6ft fiberglass are $44.88 ea (regular $99.97 ea)…8ft fiberglass are $69.88 ea (regular $155). I believe these are part of their Black Friday deals that are actually running until Nov 30th, so it ain’t like ya gotta jump in the sled tonight and hit it runnin’.

Dont lie bish, you was just creepin to try to look at some bishes.

 

[Dream]

Changed the oil and filter in the F150 today. Been thinking about buying a better set of tires for winter. I've got some all seasons on it that are nice and quiet on the highway in the summer but they suck big balls in the snow. Friggin tire prices are ridiculous though. They don't think anything of asking $1500 bucks for 4 tires.

Self tappers mfer.
Turns summer tires into mud/snow/ice/WTF ever tires instantly.

 

[JoeDirt]

Dont lie bish, you was just creepin to try to look at some bishes.

Ain't no bishes at home depot, everyone knows you gotta go to Target to check out the hot moms.

 

[Dream]

Got dam early AC/DC diss likers.

You tellem Mark Adam.
Mfers gots no respeckts.

 

[Dream]

What about ladders rated over 250# ? Asking for a friend that passed 250 like a hobo on a freight train. Plus GFY

Yeah, whut he sed.
They should definitely make ALL ladders for "full figured" folks.
I'm about 255 right now, but a fella needs to be able to "expand" without worrying about stupid regulations n stuffs...

 

[Dream]

Let's say a man wanted to have a pig race for wagering, but lacked the rooming facilities for pigs. Would you deny this man your rentals? and what disqualifies this man from doing business with you? Say this man wanted a ported saw as well. Do you discriminate against the man for his gambling on the speed of pork?

Let me spell it out for ya Larry.

He doesnt rent pigs because hes got them all trained to back up to the fence, and he AINT sharing.

No amount of reason or science is changing that.

 

[Dream]

Fatsos need something hydraulic

Completely agree.
Scissor and boom lifts are awesome!
Bucket truck baskets need to be re-engineered to give fat boys a little more room.
Jus sayin...

 

[Dream]

Hey slackers

I forgot what slack is

I got the pos og pitter carb gone thru and running again

You should have seen the sweet ride I rode to visit @Woodslasher and @chiselbit

had to fix an oil filter oil leak on the belt issue

don’t get no funny ideas @Woodpecker or @dall

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That looks like a Scooby-Doo.
Did you get in touch with your inner feelings and stuffs?

As for Greyhound, how about mostly miniature Grehound/Chihuahua mix?

 

[Dream]

Ain't no bishes at home depot, everyone knows you gotta go to Target to check out the hot moms.

I beg to differ, but the ratio IS better at Le Targe'.

 

[Dream]

So anyhoo, it finally rained enough to burn the brush piles we accumulated here.
Good progress today.
Will dig the dirt out in the morning and pile it back up to finish with the other rotten pine logs I need to get rid of.
Still plenty of firewood that I'm trying to give away.

 

[JoeDirt]

Bucket truck baskets need to be re-engineered to give fat boys a little more room.
Jus sayin...

I went up in one of them once. Had that thing bouncing around like Shakira at Super Bowl 54. Damn things are designed for jockeys.

 

[Dream]

I went up in one of them once. Had that thing bouncing around like Shakira at Super Bowl 54. Damn things are designed for jockeys.

And all I can think about right now is Shakira....
I'll be back...later.

 

[Mastermind]

Got dam early AC/DC diss likers.

Oh I dislike all the AC/DC....early or late.

Let's say a man wanted to have a pig race for wagering, but lacked the rooming facilities for pigs. Would you deny this man your rentals? and what disqualifies this man from doing business with you? Say this man wanted a ported saw as well. Do you discriminate against the man for his gambling on the speed of pork?

tl;dr

 

[Mastermind]

And all I can think about right now is Shakira....
I'll be back...later.

Who is he?

 

[Dream]

Who is he?

I'll let you figger it out.

 

[Woodslasher]

Do you own any greyhounds? Lol

Any rescue dog(s) will work, shepherds, collies, hounds, doesn't matter.

 

[hoskvarna]

I'll let you figger it out.

Dang that girl can move [emoji106]


Sent from the Hoskey Hill country

 

[Cat 525]

Top of the day fellas!

 

[41FanForLife]

Last 8 hours of the week. We have part of the building open yesterday. So today we have to work around residents and staff. I'm gonna have to keep the GFY'S on silent.