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- Mar 1, 2016
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Dispatch: What's yer emergency?Somebody buy this man some trekking poles to dance with…
Mernin fellers
Jenky: I fell and damn near bumped me head...again. This time I rolled and it got my shoulder.
Dispatch: Do you own a football/hockey helmet of any sort, cleats, and shoulder pads?
Jenky: No ma'am.
Dispatch: We can't help you. Is the pooch ok?