Not So Pro 3

[Dub11]

So I guess around 5 this dude was running from the cops because he had just kidnapped his girlfriend and ran behind this Walgreens around the parking lot of my job. A standoff ensued and ended when he shot himself. Lady was unharmed.

Talk about problems finding their own solutions.

 

[p61 western]

how’s you 2.0 lol

*f-word off lol

 

[USMC615]

I know who it was, he’ll be getting an extra bottle at Christmas.

I prefer Crown Royal in the half-gallon…make damn sure you package it well for the trip south.

 

[GCJenks204]

I prefer Crown Royal in the half-gallon…make damn sure you package it well for the trip south.

You need to come collect it in person so you can learn how to use a snowblower.

 

[full chizel]

You need to come collect it in person so you can learn how to use a snowblower.

That would be something to see. Guy from Georgia blowing snow in Canada. His teeth would be chattering like a MFer

 

[full chizel]

His worms might even freeze to death

 

[Dub11]

That would be something to see. Guy from Georgia blowing snow in Canada. His teeth would be chattering like a MFer

He would be in a ditch after hitting the first snow covered road lol.

 

[Woodwater]

Gooood Morning. Snowrain here.

 

[Wonkydonkey]

I know drug problems aren't funny but the mother cluckin chicken visual I got made me raff.

Yeh that made me think of Wendy
In this robbery

 

[Wonkydonkey]

Good morning guys.

 

[Woodwater]

now only snowing:

 

[P.M.P.]

Mornin


We had a heat wave through night mid to low 40.

 

[USMC615]

Morning snowblowers and blowers of skin flutes, male organs, and bonophones…42 to 75 and clear.

 

[Mastermind]

Good morning fappers.

 

[AlfA01]

Mornin’ Dudes! Moved into my last field for harvesting today. These are my late season olives and give the best quality oil.

 

[how57]

Morning boys! Gonna take five trees down on the Blvd today. *f-worden up the sidewalks. The *f-worden tree hugging hippies will be up in arms for sure.

 

[redline4]

Morning boys! Gonna take five trees down on the Blvd today. *f-worden up the sidewalks. The *f-worden tree hugging hippies will be up in arms for sure.

Throw bars of soap at them. Dirty hippies hate soap and will run for cover.

 

[Woodpecker]

Mornin


We had a heat wave through night mid to low 40.

It’s a sloppy forking muddy mess here!



morning fellers…

 

[Cat 525]

Good morning fellas! Dry here. Breaking another heat record.

 

[USMC615]

Let's see if I 've got this right. We have...

Snow Blowers
Leaf Blowers
Skin Flute Blowers
Male Organ Blowers
Bonophone Blowers

...rather talented group of blowers in here I'd say.