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She has had pneumonia. She's on the mend though.



She's doing a lot better.

This stuff you have seems like a real pain. I hate to see you having to deal with it.
Glad your soulmate is getting better. I'm sure you suffer when she does.

My buddy has what Brad has. He ended up having some intestines removed. Hope that doesn't happen to the pecker of wood.
 

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never know when you’ll need a snack!





when I was at the hospital the Veterinarian said 80% of Americans will have it by the age of 80. Getting old isn’t for pussies
I ain’t likin’ this statistic at all about 80% getting it by 80 yrs old…that could put a serious damper on my grocery consumption!
 

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all I heard was “my balls are 6 years closer to making toilet tea every time I squat to $hit than yours”
I work with a old married couple
He'd always say his dick always gets wet
When he sets down to crap.
Finally his wife a very quiet woman normally
Got tired of it and said
Bullcrap it's so short I have to make him set down to pee
Or he pees all over himself
And smells like pee all day
It's disgusting.

He doesn't mention that anymore.
 

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Check this out fellers. Seen him outback on ma tractor. I thought it was a really fat wooly bear caterpillar. It was a dead baby muskrat not quite 2" long. Closest flowing water is a 1/2 mile away from us. If you think im *s-wordting ya on his size, blow up the pic and look at the grains of sand in comparison. IMG_20210731_114501984~2.jpg IMG_20210731_114456722~2.jpg
 

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Oh, BTW Dallas…told yer long lost brother Friday afternoon he and his Chebby Colorado needed to find another parking lot to park in. Had that been a UGA Dawg plate on the front, or a Dodge, he coulda stayed.

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Does he give you a ride home when your dodge is broke down
Or do you call a taxi?
 
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