Not So Pro 3

[Wonkydonkey]

My boss is cracking the whip on me today. Got 5 jugs roughed in.

Lunch.

give him a kick in the sack, and tell him it was from me.

 

[dall]

give him a kick in the sack, and tell him it was from me.

and videos of it

 

[Stump Shot]

How’s you slacker

 

[Mastermind]

give him a kick in the sack

I doubt he would stand still for it.

and videos of it

Sadistic mfer !!!!!

 

[Mastermind]

So. Same as always.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Morena sack kick support network.
Do cars have feelings. I mean, you think the Honda saw the Ford's new tyres and at that moment decided to get at me and stop locking one door electronically?.....

Keep safe ay.

 

[Egg Shooter]

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@ayoungtexan is a welder now

Nailed it!!

 

[Lightning Performance]

Morning Gary
The one I always heard was “I’m fat you’re ugly, I can diet “

Sent from Hoskey hilltop

Had a chick once tell me I was skinny.
Told her I'm skinny but you'll still be ugly in the morning. She punched me in the gut then preceded to try and break something, mainly me. Bad move on her part. Afterwards I asked how was that for a skinny mfer, no reply lol just that dumb spent look... Priceless.

Howdy humpalots and wood magnates.
Finished some load testing.
Headed out on a service call.

Sure your not a hooker?

Yuppers.


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Looks ugly in there

 

[dall]

I doubt he would stand still for it.



Sadistic mfer !!!!!

Memories only last so long
Videos Last forever lol

Morena sack kick support network.
Do cars have feelings. I mean, you think the Honda saw the Ford's new tyres and at that moment decided to get at me and stop locking one door electronically?.....

Keep safe ay.

be happy you don’t get flat tires

 

[Lightning Performance]

Memories only last so long
Videos Last forever lol
be happy you don’t get flat tires

lol
Troofs

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

be happy you don’t get flat tires

I'm an ex tyre guy. I laugh at flat tyres. Hah hah hah. Two minutes and it's changed, a couple more later and it's stripped, buffed, plugged and reassembled.

Instead, I gots to take a door trim on and off while I work out why the internal door lock is hanging up. Repeatedly. Which I will.

 

[dall]

I'm an ex tyre guy. I laugh at flat tyres. Hah hah hah. Two minutes and it's changed, a couple more later and it's stripped, buffed, plugged and reassembled.

Instead, I gots to take a door trim on and off while I work out why the internal door lock is hanging up. Repeatedly. Which I will.

lol I use to do mechanic work in the 90s and I’m one to make sure I have good tires and I’ve only had to change a couple tires on side of the road

 

[Lightning Performance]

Our trees are slowly being whipped to death this year. It really started last fall with bad Tstorms and never let up since. I see red lines moving through Virginia and hear the skies booming. Don't look good for them today. I got red oak bits and leaf clusters all over my yard from last week when we were away. Bet the gutters are clogged for the third time this year. That rarely happened until last year. Once every five years we winds like this not every three months. Winds are more geared towards a blowing gail when they hit hard then switch back. Old maples got no love for it. Last five years took out many of the older compromised trees locally. It will get worse with less trimming happening or canopy reductions on older stuff.

Wish a good long term dependable local experienced climber would just magically show up. That'd be nice
I can teach rigging and saw work.
Got calls for big broke hardwoods when we were away, twice. They beg sometimes when I'm busy then ask for recommendations. I have none for most of them. Most crews stay very local not like me all spread out. No adds out there in three years now or more. It just never stops.

Came home to weeks of new work. Left with one lined up. Always storms... Wtf...

 

[Sagebrush33]

So me and the Mrs. are headed out so I could do some spruce humpin. Yep it's a spruce @Woodpecker , it's got cones. Anyways, drivin thru town I spot a WV plate. I start callin out, "Hey dall!!!" The wife gives me one of these , ''Did you say doll?'' And to more . I'm laughin at this point but I was still callin it out. "dall...DALL...daaalll." Apparently the WV driver thought I was yellin insults. I got the bird back.
Made my mornin for a good day. Even got rained on with another slimy crack.
I didn't even care.
Yunck, yunck, yunck.

 

[Lightning Performance]

We got lantern flies at home now. Brandy new for us

Probably rode home on my wife's car, mfers. Her store is in Collingwood and they are loaded with them.
New invasive species here. Who knows the damage they might do in a decade.

 

[dall]

So me and the Mrs. are headed out so I could do some spruce humpin. Yep it's a spruce @Woodpecker , it's got cones. Anyways, drivin thru town I spot a WV plate. I start callin out, "Hey dall!!!" The wife gives me one of these , ''Did you say doll?'' And to more . I'm laughin at this point but I was still callin it out. "dall...DALL...daaalll." Apparently the WV driver thought I was yellin insults. I got the bird back.
Made my mornin for a good day. Even got rained on with another slimy crack.
I didn't even care.
Yunck, yunck, yunck.

that’s the West Virginia hi sign

 

[Lightning Performance]

lol I use to do mechanic work in the 90s and I’m one to make sure I have good tires and I’ve only had to change a couple tires on side of the road

I lost five tires last year due to road debris left behind by road crews on 55, 295 and 42. They leave chit in the left lane or the far right like small angle steel chunks and bolts. Three were trailer tires on the twin axle and two rears on the small truck. Found the bolt in my left rear blowout on the truck. Half inch bolt three inches long right through the sidewall and the tread on my 2500 GMC. My front kicks up chit and the heavy tires eat it. My twin axle ate F class TS x3 mfers! D or E class ain't cheap either on the trucks.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

I lost five tires last year due to road debris left behind by road crews on 55, 295 and 42. They leave chit in the left lane or the far right like small angle steel chunks and bolts. Three were trailer tires on the twin axle and two rears on the small truck. Found the bolt in my left rear blowout on the truck. Half inch bolt three inches long right through the sidewall and the tread on my 2500 GMC. My front kicks up chit and the heavy tires eat it. My twin axle ate F class TS x3 mfers! D or E class ain't cheap either on the trucks.

Yeah that really sux.

 

[Mastermind]

that’s the West Virginia hi sign

Just half of a peace sign...

 

[41FanForLife]

Meeting went well. Company is talking about buying a digital laser layout system for all our jobs. I put my name on the list for that. Would be better than humping drywall all day