Not So Pro 3

[Slumberjack]

Wow were do you find wifeys like that

Found her years ago when I was a touring rock musician. She knows all the nasty secrets I have and she’s just fine with them so she’s a keeper

 

[Egg Shooter]

Oh..

@Mastermind

@dall

I have some presents for you.

More taint pics?

 

[Egg Shooter]

I'm watching cartoons like a kid on MeTV this morning and cracking up..the old Looney Tunes were hilarious...I saw this and wondered how the flower garden would feel about it...lol.

They would go nutz just from the flag then buggs in black face....oh HELLZ naw.

 

[Egg Shooter]

Can you believe how emotionally weak people are getting...I try to understand it every single day.

Unfortunately its everywhere..... everywhere. Even here.

 

[Stump Shot]

I'm a loose m'fer...I even make my family nervous...I'll give you my last dollar and fight/fukk and die with you...or... wait for you outside your moms funeral with a bat if you do me wrong..depends on how you know me.

But...I'm as sensible as they come..I see things for what they are..

It took me 6 text messages to figure out Jason Stratton was a fukk face ashole...some guys were his "buddy" ... it seriously makes me wonder...

They make a level of retarded I've never seen anywhere in real life or on the internet that I've only seen on this forum...I'm glad I'm not the only one that sees it.

Or maybe I just have a ton of life experience packed in 40 years...idk..

JMS was the first BS'r I put on ignore. If I said that the grass was green, he'd say it was brown. In reality he couldn't mechanic his way out of a paper bag, but he could sure baffle some folks with BS, that weren't so mechanically inclined.

 

[sawmikaze]

JMS was the first BS'r I put on ignore. If I said that the grass was green, he'd say it was brown. In reality he couldn't mechanic his way out of a paper bag, but he could sure baffle some folks with BS, that weren't so mechanically inclined.

I chuckled when people called him "J" like they were old chums from way back...

*pretty boyes...

 

[Slumberjack]

They would go nutz just from the flag then buggs in black face....oh HELLZ naw.

You right about dat!

 

[Slumberjack]

JMS was the first BS'r I put on ignore. If I said that the grass was green, he'd say it was brown. In reality he couldn't mechanic his way out of a paper bag, but he could sure baffle some folks with BS, that weren't so mechanically inclined.

Honesty is the key I think. That’s why I tell folks I’m still learning. I don’t port every saw and get the results I hoped for on the first try. Usually takes me a few tweaks on new models I haven’t done. And that’s ok.

 

[Mastermind]

Can you believe how emotionally weak people are getting...I try to understand it every single day.

I don't bother trying to understand em. I just step around the mfers and move on.

 

[ray benson]

Good morning Ray lovely weather today at yours my friend

Good Evening Todd. Bike ride is on the agenda for this afternoon.

 

[Dream]

Beating them up for overtime today. Cranes today or a weekend off?

Off for a change. Gotta cut the grass. Got a carb I have to clean for a trimmer I'm giving to my boss for his new house(was gonna trash it anyways).
Gotta work on getting the boat back together for a camping/fishing trip in a couple of weeks.
If I have any time left, I might clean up and start reassembling that
"Extra Boudin edition" 350 Hoosky that @Slumberjack sent me a cylinder for.

 

[Mastermind]

Had a guy call me last night.....said he didn't have any luck out of the new saws. Had a 661 and a 461 that were both in non-running condition after 6 hours of hard work. Wanted me to fix em.

I says nope......I don't do that.

So.....he wants to buy a new saw. I'm like, but you don't have good luck with new saws.

We did this dance for a few minutes.

Then I gave him Stump Shot's phone number.

 

[Dream]

Not fat. Husky is the term.

Fluffy?

 

[sawmikaze]

Had a guy call me last night.....said he didn't have any luck out of the new saws. Had a 661 and a 461 that were both in non-running condition after 6 hours of hard work. Wanted me to fix em.

I says nope......I don't do that.

So.....he wants to buy a new saw. I'm like, but you don't have good luck with new saws.

We did this dance for a few minutes.

Then I gave him Stump Shot's phone number.

I give every pain in the ass I know Steve's number.

 

[Mastermind]

I give every pain in the ass I know Steve's number.

He loves that chit.

 

[Egg Shooter]

Had a guy call me last night.....said he didn't have any luck out of the new saws. Had a 661 and a 461 that were both in non-running condition after 6 hours of hard work. Wanted me to fix em.

I says nope......I don't do that.

So.....he wants to buy a new saw. I'm like, but you don't have good luck with new saws.

We did this dance for a few minutes.

Then I gave him Stump Shot's phone number.

His are probably the limited edition oil injection saws. Gas in the one tank, oil in the other. Exactly who you want running a saw with your name on it.

 

[Egg Shooter]

My saw polishing project is almost complete. Thank you Tim, @cuinrearview for the noodles idea.

 

[Stump Shot]

Had a guy call me last night.....said he didn't have any luck out of the new saws. Had a 661 and a 461 that were both in non-running condition after 6 hours of hard work. Wanted me to fix em.

I says nope......I don't do that.

So.....he wants to buy a new saw. I'm like, but you don't have good luck with new saws.

We did this dance for a few minutes.

Then I gave him Stump Shot's phone number.

A local guy bought a new 572xp from the local dealer and was bragging how light and powerful it was.
That gave me a chuckle. He obviously never read anything on the internet. Lol

 

[hoskvarna]

Fluffy?

I’m husky, fluffy or whatever ya want to call it
Dr says I’m morbidly obese , f.... them dr’s


Sent from Hoskey hilltop

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Mornin wearer's of extra gravity.
Headin in, let's see what a Sunday in a restarting refinery brings today.

Keep safe ay.