I’ll try to wrap it up as short as I can...
He approaches me on his bike as soon as I parked, wanting $10. I told him, “I ain’t got $10 for you young man”. He said “*f-wordk you”...I simply walked on into the convenient store, letting his remark roll off, and did my business. Mind you, this idiot is prob in his young 30’s, 130 lbs soaking ass wet..looking like the atypical crackhead/methhead. Come back out, and he’s about two parking spots away from my truck on his bicycle...and says “*f-wordk you” again. Well...now we’re up to strike two. Unlock my truck, put my beer in the back seat, turn around and tell him he needs to watch his mouth as I’m walking towards him. And lo and behold, strike three rolls right out of his mouth...another “*f-wordk you.” Now his ass is on spent time. He goes to reaching in his pockets, fumbling around, and that’s when the right nailed his ass. Knocked him clear off his bike, he hit the asphalt and didn’t even twitch. That’s when I put his bike on top of him...he needed a little time-out to re-group.
Moral of the story...if ya wanna be a crackhead/methhead...be somewhat decent when trying to bum money for a hit...and leave the “*f-wordk you’s” out of it. Be my best advice. He got an earlier Christmas gift!