Not So Pro 3

[ayoungtexan]

Good evening fellas. Went on a shopping spree today and I got my phone screen fixed. Bought a mini-fridge, an outside heater, and a Ryobi handheld blower.

 

[Egg Shooter]

...funny *s-wordt right there!

But do know why it's funny?

 

[Agent Smith]

Hey Dave...look a little familiar? $95.34 to the door with mil discount and free ship to home. Somebody gonna get a decent set of tools for Cripmas this year. Lifetime, no questions asked/no receipt required...if something *f-wordk s up tool-wise, take it back to HD and swap for free. I’ve got several Husky line hand tools/wrenches, etc...no failures yet after three/four years. 270-pc tool set with 14 comb wrenches btwn SAE and metric, and all the varied shallow and deep well sockets and extensions...be a fool not to grab one for $100 bucks.

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I have that exact set in my work van. Has proven to be pretty decent tools especially the 1/4" drive. I beat those things with my M18 impact

 

[Boomhower]

Good evening saw hacks.

 

[Egg Shooter]

Hey Dave...look a little familiar? $95.34 to the door with mil discount and free ship to home. Somebody gonna get a decent set of tools for Cripmas this year. Lifetime, no questions asked/no receipt required...if something *f-wordk s up tool-wise, take it back to HD and swap for free. I’ve got several Husky line hand tools/wrenches, etc...no failures yet after three/four years. 270-pc tool set with 14 comb wrenches btwn SAE and metric, and all the varied shallow and deep well sockets and extensions...be a fool not to grab one for $100 bucks.

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Thats the name of the britches my tubby ass had to wear as a kid.

 

[Czed]

Hey Dave...look a little familiar? $95.34 to the door with mil discount and free ship to home. Somebody gonna get a decent set of tools for Cripmas this year. Lifetime, no questions asked/no receipt required...if something *f-wordk s up tool-wise, take it back to HD and swap for free. I’ve got several Husky line hand tools/wrenches, etc...no failures yet after three/four years. 270-pc tool set with 14 comb wrenches btwn SAE and metric, and all the varied shallow and deep well sockets and extensions...be a fool not to grab one for $100 bucks.

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Mine really was free my sister bought it for me for cutting those
God damn sycamore tree's off her house.

 

[Czed]

Hey Dave...look a little familiar? $95.34 to the door with mil discount and free ship to home. Somebody gonna get a decent set of tools for Cripmas this year. Lifetime, no questions asked/no receipt required...if something *f-wordk s up tool-wise, take it back to HD and swap for free. I’ve got several Husky line hand tools/wrenches, etc...no failures yet after three/four years. 270-pc tool set with 14 comb wrenches btwn SAE and metric, and all the varied shallow and deep well sockets and extensions...be a fool not to grab one for $100 bucks.

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Duratecs gonna be happy.

 

[USMC615]

I was happy to just have shoes and clothes growing up. In my parents household, you got what you got to get by. Cool kid clothes were out of the question

Let’s don’t get the idea I was raised like the Fresh Prince of Georgia by no means. I was the youngest of 11 children...only thing I got was ass whippings and they came quite often from my ol’ man, growing up...and push mowers and cans of gas. If I wanted anything above what it took as far as clothes, shoes, etc...I had to push mow yards and earn that *s-wordt!

 

[Egg Shooter]

Had one of these tonight. We frequent fliers so we got one early. Sleepy now.

 

[Mastermind]

Hi.

 

[41FanForLife]

The wife and stepdaughter are out shopping. I had the lounge cook for me. Shower time and then plant my ass on the couch. And I'm not moving !!!

 

[Egg Shooter]

Hi.

Not right now.

 

[USMC615]

Duratecs gonna be happy.

...me boyyy! Speaking of, I need to text his momma, make sure he ain’t driving her ass bat *s-wordt crazy.

 

[Egg Shooter]

...me boyyy! Speaking of, I need to text his momma, make sure he ain’t driving her ass bat *s-wordt crazy.

I still ain't seen no pics of her.

 

[USMC615]

I still ain't seen no pics of her.

I can’t cut loose what I got...would be disrespectful.

 

[Egg Shooter]

I can’t cut loose what I got...would be disrespectful.

I can respect that.

 

[USMC615]

Hi.

You back up and see dem Stan Smith tennis shoes I bought...and call me OCD...I’m coming to the damn plateau...slipping in on the back forty. Where dem bulls at so I know the pastures to avoid in the darkness? I don’t need no breechloading like that...

 

[full chizel]

He posted one of her and him

 

[dall]

GFY

maybe later hows gramps

Howd you know? Dallas told you, didnt he?
Damn Slacker!

lol you told me

What the hell is this thing?

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no idea because it doesnt show me a picture

You are exactly right.



That works too.

what was it

Just put up the icicle lights for mamma. Another thing off the honey do list. View attachment 268005

that ladder isnt osha approved

Only the preppy boy's wore adidas in my school

exactly preppy not sures and full blown queers

We were pussy chasers cowboy, gettin’ our fill...leather Member’s Only jackets as well.

doubtful

 

[dall]

damn slackers