my new toy - tree monkeyed 064 - 41" 404

[MG2186]

julian...Hey sorry, I had to post this here but I tried to call you and I can't get a hold of you, and you didn't respond to my text. I found the information that you asked me about.... It's called pruritus anusitis, in other words itching anal - it's quite common and is not dangerous. It can happen if you don't wipe your butt properly. It can also be a sign of hemorrhoids in or near your butt hole, I still recommend you keep that doctor appointment. Wash it and keep it really clean and also wash your hands before you scratch, that way you don't get pink eye like you did last time. If kept clean, the anal odor should be bearable, although you may want to keep spray in your car. I hope my answer helped you.

That's good *s-word right there.....


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[Redbull661]

julian...Hey sorry, I had to post this here but I tried to call you and I can't get a hold of you, and you didn't respond to my text. I found the information that you asked me about.... It's called pruritus anusitis, in other words itching anal - it's quite common and is not dangerous. It can happen if you don't wipe your butt properly. It can also be a sign of hemorrhoids in or near your butt hole, I still recommend you keep that doctor appointment. Wash it and keep it really clean and also wash your hands before you scratch, that way you don't get pink eye like you did last time. If kept clean, the anal odor should be bearable, although you may want to keep spray in your car. I hope my answer helped you.

oh chit! I better warn Ted @big t double

 

[Ryan Browne]

That's good *s-word right there.....


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Agreed. But good *s-word, be it as it may, it's still very important to wipe said good *s-word thoroughly, as @Redbull661 found out the hard way.

 

[Mastermind]

Just remember....

Dig in your ass with right hand. Rub your eyes with left.

Problem solved dot dot dot

 

[Redbull661]

Just remember....

Dig in your ass with right hand. Rub your eyes with left.

Problem solved dot dot dot

Dr. Mastermind - I have another question. What should we do about Ted's Goat?

 

[Brewz]

Real nice saw but a 20" 404 bar would have done it.
Mine pulls a buried 28" with a smile.

God bless the 064!

 

[Mastermind]

Dr. Mastermind - I have another question. What should we do about Ted's Goat?

Rifle?

 

[Coltont]

Rifle?

Potato gun?

 

[RI Chevy]

Just scare it.
Start to climb the tree.

 

[Adirondackstihl]

Just remember....

Dig in your ass with right hand. Rub your eyes with left.

Problem solved dot dot dot

I been doin wrong this hole time
*sigh*

 

[Ryan Browne]

Just remember....

Dig in your ass with right hand. Rub your eyes with left.

Problem solved dot dot dot

Previously I had envied those of you who had gotten to meet Randy in person. "wouldn't it be great to shake that man's hand" I'd thought to myself.

After reading this, perhaps i should rethink...

 

[Dub11]

I am left handed so no problems here shaking his hand

 

[dall]

Previously I had envied those of you who had gotten to meet Randy in person. "wouldn't it be great to shake that man's hand" I'd thought to myself.

After reading this, perhaps i should rethink...

hes a hugger so you may end up with brown on your back lol wear dark clothes

 

[Mastermind]

hes a hugger so you may end up with brown on your back lol wear dark clothes

Tell em Dallas. I don't shake hands.....I hug ya

 

[Ryan Browne]

Tell em Dallas. I don't shake hands.....I hug ya

Well, that assuages my fears.

I'm back to bring envious of the rest of you guys.

 

[tree monkey]

I think this is part of Julian's problem

 

[Jon1212]

Tell em Dallas. I don't shake hands.....I hug ya

Is the wrapping of a leg around your victim really necessary?

Well, that assuages my fears.

I'm back to being envious of the rest of you guys.

Careful what you wish for dot dot dot

 

[Ryan Browne]

I think this is part of Julian's problem

Them wouldn't be so bad except Julian insists on diluting his lube 32:1 with e-free. No wonder he's experiencing irritation.

 

[Redbull661]

Well sh*t, I guess I'm going to need another port job to clear this up.

 

[dall]

Well sh*t, I guess I'm going to need another port job to clear this up.

dont tell us what you are getting ported we dont need that information lol