Merry Christmas 2018

[RI Chevy]

Good deal Curt! Unique bonds when made in battle!
Funny Kevin.
Merry Christmas guys.

 

[dustinwilt68]

Merry Christmas to all you crazy saw nuts!

 

[Duane(Pa)]

After making some rounds visiting this evening we decided to forgo cooking and order chinese food. Went over to the take out place and ordered then went out to the car to wait for the food (we definitely were not the only ones with that idea, the place was PACKED!). After a few minutes an embarrassed and sheepish looking young lad knocks on my window. I open the door and he asks me if I have a pair of pliers. I ask him why. He is a Marine and has been in Japan for the last 2 Christmas seasons and this is his first time spending Christmas with his 3 yo son. He hasn’t been able to get free time away from the kid and is attempting to assemble Christmas toys for the son while waiting for his food as well. I keep some tools in the car, so we end up assembling toys in the back of my Expedition. 2 other Marines see us cussing at these damned toys and lend a hand. Here is 3 complete strangers helping a guy put together toys for his kid on Christmas eve in a chinese food parking lot.
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Already had plans to assist the neighbor with one of their kids Christmas presents. I just spent the past 2 1/2 hours assisting the neighbor in putting together a trampoline, in the dark, in his backyard, while being as quiet as possible. And its under 30* (cold for North Carolina). Trampolines are fuukking STUPID!! Much beer was consumed in this venture.

Here is the comical part: Jewish guy helping others put together Christmas presents for their kids on Christmas Eve! Hahahaha

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE!

God Bless You Marine!

 

[JohnnyBlade]

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NITE!

 

[Marshy]

Merry Christmas, fellas.
A little Westboast Faller from AS Christmas eve humor

Bought a saw before Christmas Yeah...not for the spouse
The creature was stirring, so I snuck in the house
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
But when she loses her temper?
Ol' St. Nicholas would not dare

The children yelled "WOW!
YOU GOT A NEW SAW!
what did you buy us..
from up at the mall?

Well some things kids...
are better not said
Right then! sugar plums bounced of their poor Daddy's head

As she reloaded
I ran with my saw
Had just bought a ticket..
for a long winter's brawl

I went out to the lawn ...it fired up with a a clatter
I put my hand on the head... to see what was the matter
all of my fear...turned into a panic
as I thought to myself..
You're no *f-worden mechanic

One eye looked down..
as I tore of the cover
The other...around...for the crazy X lover

I look once I look twice...
couldn't believe what I found
Aw man...did you get dicked around
I scraped with my knife and I rubed my one eye.
I sure hope tonight St Nick will come by

I straightened up and I sied and I paused

and I read it out loud..

JMS Saws

I set it on the lamp post and snaped on the old cover.

walked of into the night

for someone else to discover.

Bravo! Bahahaha

Now, please enjoy some Christmas music.

 

[countryhog]

After making some rounds visiting this evening we decided to forgo cooking and order chinese food. Went over to the take out place and ordered then went out to the car to wait for the food (we definitely were not the only ones with that idea, the place was PACKED!). After a few minutes an embarrassed and sheepish looking young lad knocks on my window. I open the door and he asks me if I have a pair of pliers. I ask him why. He is a Marine and has been in Japan for the last 2 Christmas seasons and this is his first time spending Christmas with his 3 yo son. He hasn’t been able to get free time away from the kid and is attempting to assemble Christmas toys for the son while waiting for his food as well. I keep some tools in the car, so we end up assembling toys in the back of my Expedition. 2 other Marines see us cussing at these damned toys and lend a hand. Here is 3 complete strangers helping a guy put together toys for his kid on Christmas eve in a chinese food parking lot.
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Already had plans to assist the neighbor with one of their kids Christmas presents. I just spent the past 2 1/2 hours assisting the neighbor in putting together a trampoline, in the dark, in his backyard, while being as quiet as possible. And its under 30* (cold for North Carolina). Trampolines are fuukking STUPID!! Much beer was consumed in this venture.

Here is the comical part: Jewish guy helping others put together Christmas presents for their kids on Christmas Eve! Hahahaha

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE!

Not so funny but just. Y’shua is jewish and he’d of done the same thing. Well done. Carry on

 

[Landmark]

Better luck next year kids.

 

[drf256]

Merry Christmas fellas.

 

[MarkEagleUSA]

Merry Christmas to all. May your days be merry and bright.

 

[RI Chevy]

Better luck next year kids.

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Ut oh. You meanie! Too funny.

 

[usmcbuckwild]

My contribution to Christmas Dinner; French Onion Soup



The secret ingredient:

Deglazing the pan with a full cup of sweet port wine adds body and some sweetness. Plus the chef gets a few nips.

 

[RI Chevy]

Looks more like Spanish onion soup. [emoji6]

 

[kfd518]

Merry Christmas all! Kids are a mess this morning noses look like garden hoses both coughing and hoarse but happy as can be! My son walked out as I type this carrying his first chainsaw!

 

[RI Chevy]

Nice!!!! [emoji106] [emoji319] [emoji16]

 

[usmcbuckwild]

Looks more like Spanish onion soup. [emoji6]

Spanish onion soup? GTF out of here with that crap! 4 sweet red and 4 yellow for a balance of flavors. None of dem hispanola onyums in dis soop!

 

[cus_deluxe]

Happy holidays gentlemen! Santa brought me bourbon, underwear and a big azz tv. Santa is a pretty practical fella i think.

 

[RI Chevy]

Spanish onion soup? GTF out of here with that crap! 4 sweet red and 4 yellow for a balance of flavors. None of dem hispanola onyums in dis soop!

LMAO. I never seen sweet red onions. Not up here where I am.

 

[USMC615]

Merry Christmas, fellas.
A little Westboast Faller from AS Christmas eve humor

Bought a saw before Christmas Yeah...not for the spouse
The creature was stirring, so I snuck in the house
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
But when she loses her temper?
Ol' St. Nicholas would not dare

The children yelled "WOW!
YOU GOT A NEW SAW!
what did you buy us..
from up at the mall?

Well some things kids...
are better not said
Right then! sugar plums bounced of their poor Daddy's head

As she reloaded
I ran with my saw
Had just bought a ticket..
for a long winter's brawl

I went out to the lawn ...it fired up with a a clatter
I put my hand on the head... to see what was the matter
all of my fear...turned into a panic
as I thought to myself..
You're no *f-worden mechanic

One eye looked down..
as I tore of the cover
The other...around...for the crazy X lover

I look once I look twice...
couldn't believe what I found
Aw man...did you get dicked around
I scraped with my knife and I rubed my one eye.
I sure hope tonight St Nick will come by

I straightened up and I sied and I paused

and I read it out loud..

JMS Saws

I set it on the lamp post and snaped on the old cover.

walked of into the night

for someone else to discover.

That damn Jaimie was a sport. Anybody know how he’s been doing? We used to text a few years ago, seems his cell number changed or something and haven’t heard from him in a couple of years now I guess.

 

[USMC615]

Merry Christmas folks and happy holidays!

Semper Fi!

 

[Stump Shot]

Merry Christmas everyone!