Uh, no. Nothing like that.
Found this for you Windthrown
Gary's Own Oil! TM
Its the oil that tastes better on pancakes, and works wonders in saws.
Now here are some unsolicited testimonials from customers that have used Gary's Own Oil and what they have to say:
"I love the smell of Gary's Own Oil in the morning! On my pancakes and in my saw exhaust!"
"Ever since I started using Gary's Own Oil, I have not had to post a single thread on AS about 'which chainsaw oil should I use!'"
"I use Gary's Own Oil, becasue it smells like... Victory."
"I like the funny cartoon on the bottle that says, 'Which oil should I buy'?"
"Its great stuff. Gary's is made in the PNW for those Extra Big Saws with Extra Long Bars."
"Its been like a Godsend for us here at the treefarm. Gary's Oil saved us from ruin!"
"Before using Gary's Own Oil, I blew up three Poulans and one Echo chainsaw. Then I saw the light and bought an MS880 for trimming trees in the yard, and use only Gary's exclusive blend of oil."
"I use Gary's Own on everything now. Lawn mowers, chainsaws, trimmers, blowers. I even use it on my girlfriend, and she likes it too!"
Yes, that's right. Gary's Own Oil is a special blend of premium ingredients made just right to bring out the best in your saw's performance. Whether you have a weenie 20cc chainsaw or a big bertha V-8 powered domiator class hotsaw, Gary's Own is the oil for you to use. Here are two before and after examples of people using Gary's Own Oil in their chainsaws.
Before using Gary's Own Oil:
After using Gary's Own Oil:
So don't forget, when you need oil in your chainsaw, request and buy Gary's Own Oil!
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Last edited: Dec 19, 2008
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