Buy a case of oil ..... get $100?

[Gentleman]

Check out our new oils in stock now:
https://www.hlsproparts.com/SearchResults.asp?Cat=539

High quality oils. Made in USA!
We will have cases on Deal of the Day tomorrow, Dec 16.
If you think that can't get any better, read on......

Buy a case of oil tomorrow and Randy @Mastermind Evans will send you $100 cash**!





**Important note- Randy did NOT approve this and probably won't agree to it. Maybe @Definitive Dave will do it.

 

[jake wells]

does spectrum lubricants in tennessee blend it or does omni in louisiana blend it?

 

[Definitive Dave]

oh crap is this the new oil thread?



important note - Dave is also pretty unlikely to send you $100.00

 

[angelo c]

Check out our new oils in stock now:
https://www.hlsproparts.com/SearchResults.asp?Cat=539

High quality oils. Made in USA!
We will have cases on Deal of the Day tomorrow, Dec 16.
If you think that can't get any better, read on......

Buy a case of oil tomorrow and Randy @Mastermind Evans will send you $100 cash**!





**Important note- Randy did NOT approve this and probably won't agree to it. Maybe @Definitive Dave will do it.

so let me get this straight ...I spend $70 on oil and Randy gives me $100 back ?

Do I have to let him rub those skinny legs against me er sumptin funny ?

 

[Stump Shot]

Caution slippery conditions ahead.

 

[DSS]

so let me get this straight ...I spend $70 on oil and Randy gives me $100 back ?

Do I have to let him rub those skinny legs against me er sumptin funny ?

Don't do it, it's a trap

 

[Cigmaker]

I'd rather have Randy or Dave buy the oil and give me the $100.00 to go with it.. that would be a deal of the day.

 

[Gentleman]

I'd rather have Randy or Dave buy the oil and give me the $100.00 to go with it.. that would be a deal of the day.

That was going to be next week's Deal of the Day.

 

[Mastermind]

I feel used somehow.

 

[srcarr52]

I feel used somehow.

Well you can at least be well lubricated.

 

[ny15]

A very generous offer by Randy. Must be in the Christmas spirit.

 

[Mastermind]

I must be lubed up and happy.

 

[jakethesnake]

What color is the oil

 

[Moparmyway]

I'll be checking out the bar oil, dont forget the gallons for deal of the day !!

 

[dall]

lol can we just have that 100 put towards porting of saws ?

 

[Genius]

Good deal, I just ordered it. I am a Nigerian Prince and placed my order right after midnight.


I can't wait to get my $100.



Thanks Bruce. Some day when I get rich and famous I may need to consider this business model

 

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so let me get this straight ...I spend $70 on oil and Randy gives me $100 back ?

Do I have to let him rub those skinny legs against me er sumptin funny ?

I bet he would let you pick the tics off his back hair


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[skidooguy]

A product made in USA and randy handing out cash this sounds like a cad sting or a good case of Christmas cheer.

 

[skidooguy]

Last time I had a deal this good it was two for the price of one escorts in vegas and one definitely was not made in USA. I always verify authenticity since then. Haha.

 

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Last time I had a deal this good it was two for the price of one escorts in vegas and one definitely was not made in USA. I always verify authenticity since then. Haha.

Me love you long time. Did one of them have a deeper voice?


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