Adverts that make you laugh

[jb-chainsaws]

This one made me chuckle, advert for a Remington bantam:

Are you compertant??

 

[Greenthorn]

Heres a good one from craigs, not chainsaw, but funny.

https://louisville.craigslist.org/mpo/5839422034.html


M109R- Wife Making me Sell - $6500

Wife wants a Jeep, but I want to keep my motorcycle. So we are compromising and selling my motorcycle to get a Jeep.

Please don't buy this, its my pièce de résistance, my 1 last masculine possession I have in my life. A true relic of the man I used to be. My mountain bike has a carriage bike attached to it for my children. I sold my 4x4 F150 for a crossover...A FLIPPING CROSSOVER! I am afraid the next step for me is a joint-facebook account and drinking wine coolers at a baby-shower.

2006 Suzuki Boulevard M109R that has 130 @ Crank from factory. Probably be outran by a moped.
15,000 miles or so, still ride it when I'm allowed so will go up. Just not on Thursday's, that's pottery night.
Brand new tire, because it likes back tires.
Needs a new front tire, but I'll probably end up changing if it doesn't sell in a week or two.
Claimed 0-60 in 3.6seconds, but this one feels faster. Maybe I'll download an app and check this.

Will trade for a decent Jeep

 

[ANewSawyer]

I don't blame the guy for adding a disclaimer but I do blame him for the misspelling.

 

[Greenthorn]

[quote/]Wife wants a Jeep, but I want to keep my motorcycle. So we are compromising and selling my motorcycle to get a Jeep.[/quote]

This is the summation of all us guys. f-king hilarious!

 

[ANewSawyer]

True, not married yet but I still know it to be true.

 

[jb-chainsaws]

I don't blame the guy for adding a disclaimer but I do blame him for the misspelling.

He could have misspelled any other word and I'd have take the disclaimer seriously, but that one gave me a chuckle

 

[TimRD]

This is probably my favorite CL ad of all time. I had to save it.

One of the pictures of the car shows it parked in a cart return at a shopping center.



This one's a close second, and made me laugh pretty hard when I first saw it.

 

[firefighterwolf]

 

[VinceGU05]

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lol described well.. i had one of these for a little while. absolute animal of a bike.!!