Lol, NOT. Going to start an oil thread. Thats hilarious.
Short story....had a guy bring me in a piston to work one day. Scored badly. He asks, what do you think caused this? I looked and said it got too hot. I asked him what oil ratio he used in this vintage equipment. He said 90:1. I said, well its not enough oil. Id mix it no less than 40:1 or more. He said but the bottle says its ok up to 100:1? I asked how much pistons were and are they readily available? He said no. I said well use a lower ratio. This engine is a full on engine. Barely idles, nearly always full throttle in a hovercraft! Cool as heck but still needs proper lubrication. He switched his ratio and no more issues. That was his second piston at 100.00 a pop, plus tear down. I guess my point is, no matter the brand you choose, mix it enough for proper lubrication and combustion.