Tell me a joke.....

[Motorhead]

 

[Motorhead]

 

[Wood Doctor]

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.

Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.

We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball........stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake.

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"

 

[Motorhead]

 

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[Derf]

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Reminds me of

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/50/16/33/501633cd727ca16d54471dacf5e37f30.jpg

 

[Motorhead]

Reminds me of

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/50/16/33/501633cd727ca16d54471dacf5e37f30.jpg

Haaa That’s a good one

 

[Motorhead]

 

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[Motorhead]

 

[scrubcadet10]

Prison break:
A midget escaped the county jail and climbed over the fence. As he got on the other side he sneered at me. I thought, "That was a little condescending..

 

[Motorhead]

 

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[Motorhead]

 

[bigfrank]

What does Tickle Me Elmo get just before leaving the factory? ...... Two test-tickles!

 

[scrubcadet10]

What does Tickle Me Elmo get just before leaving the factory? ...... Two test-tickles!

 

[grizz55chev]

 

[Philbert]

(sharing this one).

Thanks.

Philbert

 

[Motorhead]