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No one wins until after they read this story:

A shapely blonde pushes her vintage BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic that the engine dies now and then and won't idle. After he works on it for a few minutes, it’s idling smoothly.
She says, “What’s the story?”
He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor.”
She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”
 

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No one wins until after they read this story:

A shapely blonde pushes her vintage BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic that the engine dies now and then and won't idle. After he works on it for a few minutes, it’s idling smoothly.
She says, “What’s the story?”
He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor.”
She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”
best thing for the bmw
 

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I watched a doucher on a bmw bike with matching full body suit and helmet fall over once while chickening out and trying to turn around at the top of a steep hill.
I got out of the truck, helped him pick up the bike and held the brake for him while he threw a little hissy fit.
As he took the handle bars back, I released the brake and the bike started to roll.
He screamed inside his helmet then rode away.

It really made up for all the a-hole bmw drivers that piss me off. They just make me chuckle now.
 

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I watched a doucher on a bmw bike with matching full body suit and helmet fall over once while chickening out and trying to turn around at the top of a steep hill.
I got out of the truck, helped him pick up the bike and held the brake for him while he threw a little hissy fit.
As he took the handle bars back, I released the brake and the bike started to roll.
He screamed inside his helmet then rode away.

It really made up for all the a-hole bmw drivers that piss me off. They just make me chuckle now.

Losers.


Plus winning!
 
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