Tell me a joke.....

[jakethesnake]

German & Croatian

Though I occasionally also speak: bulls#it, ©®ap, nonsense ... - alas, people don't seem to be impressed when I do.

Your English is damn good

 

[Wilhelm]

Your English is damn good

It's the only way to fend off those talking bulls#it, ©®ap & nonsense!

 

[Wood Doctor]

It was more subtle than some of the stuff posted in this thread.

Philbert

I saw my first eclipse of the sun in 1953 I believe, but it could have been 1954. We lived in Indianapolis. It was a total eclipse that took place in the morning. I helped mom and dad make smoked glass viewers the day before. It's an event that I will always remember.

E-clips tend to be easy to lose and hard to find and replace. So does an Eclipse of the sun. Philbert, you are indeed the master of puns.

 

[Wood Doctor]

That also assumes they've spent about $800 on a new set of clubs.

 

[Philbert]

A bridge fell;

There was a earthquake;
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Come on guys, it’s not like something is going to blot out the sun . . .

Philbert

 

[Junk Meister]

I got it. I had to put the emphasis on clips instead of E. Feeling pretty dumb right now. Lol

Had a girl in chemistry Class. We were telling jokes and she was told to look down in her shirt and spell out "A T T I C "
She never CAUGHT ON 'til the next day same time and the light came on. She kept pulling the neck of her shirt out a saying A T T I see.. Then she realized she was being a spectacle, and got real embarrassed

 

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[Wood Doctor]

 

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[Wilhelm]

 

[Wilhelm]

 

[Wilhelm]