Tell me a joke.....

[59billy]

The doctor told me to bring in a stool sample, but a bouncer stopped me from taking one.

 

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[Wilhelm]

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Philbert

And if You are a female the savings on TP will tenfold that!

 

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[Junk Meister]

Anybody else remember the book title jokes of the 1960s and '70s? Now and then they emerge from the back of my brain. Here are a couple to get the ball rolling:

The Tomcat's Revenge by Claude Balls.

Under the Grandstand by Seymore Butts.

Antlers in the Treetops by Hu Goosta Moose

Who Goosed da Moose By Ivan Dot Dunnit

 

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[Wood Doctor]

So, guys, how do you stop a mad bull from charging?

ans. Don't let him use his credit cards.

 

[EFSM]

 

[Wood Doctor]

What do you call a paper airplane that nobody has been able to fly?

ans. From day one, it's always been stationary.

 

[Philbert]

Somewhere near Pennsylvania . . .



Philbert

 

[Jay Hansen]

Somewhere near Pennsylvania . . .

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Philbert

It took me a minute. I kept trying to make it political, then I remembered the calendar.

 

[Wood Doctor]

What did the Sugar Maple Leaf say to the Oak leaf last fall?

ans. I'm afraid I'm blushing, turning almost red, and falling for you.