Strangest Dog toys

[Yukon Stihl]

He is trying to tell you there is a bear behind you...
If he wasn't chained he'd go kick its A$$

 

[Bill G]

He is trying to tell you there is a bear behind you...
If he wasn't chained he'd go kick its A$$

That is down right funny

 

[Wilhelm]

My pups bed with her toys, turtle, bear, squeaky rabbit & squeaky cushion.



Though she likes dishes too!

 

[Chainmale]

He just wants to go hunting

Something tells me he's not going to be the retriever either.

 

[footstep]

A lady on my maintenance route has a big @ss german Shepard named Samson, I call him kujo, that dog eats everything, I've seen everything in his turds from aluminum foil to panties, that dog has guts of steel, last month as I was mowing the lawn I found a rubber pleasure toy in the yard, I laughed and kicked it off to the side & went about my business.

 

[mainer_in_ak]

Footstep, holy sht that is so freaking gross. Never let a dog lick your face.....

 

[Bill G]

Something tells me he's not going to be the retriever either.

That picture is hilarious and could be followed with many captions.

 

[LAWN BOY]

my grandmas dog, Violet, a border collie/aussie mix loves me and I love her, she loves attacking and moving rocks, she also helps us move the cattle, she also likes to play kitty in the vent, only one time there was actually a kitty in the vent, whenever someone sneezes or vacuums she runs to the vent and bites at it for some reason.

 

[066 redeye]

Jay again.

 

[Bill G]

Many years ago my neighbor had a little poodle of some sort that was his constant companion in the machine shop. The ole dogs hair had never seen a bath nor a groomer and was a mess. Wendell used to keep small cut up chunks of meat and drop one on the dogs back. He would laugh as the dog tried to shake it off then eat it.

 

[Wilhelm]

Many years ago my neighbor had a little poodle of some sort that was his constant companion in the machine shop. The ole dogs hair had never seen a bath nor a groomer and was a mess. Wendell used to keep small cut up chunks of meat and drop one on the dogs back. He would laugh as the dog tried to shake it off then eat it.

Poor pup!

 

[Bill G]

Ole Wendell was a helluva machinist and welder but very rough around the edges.

 

[Wilhelm]

My pup and I had a 3 hour long PM nap today, she wanted to stay in bed but I had to get up.
She gave me the strength to finish mowing my yard.

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She loves her squeaky cushion the most.
She doesn't touch/play/destroy anything that has not been specifically given to her.

She got a new toy today, a squeaky cow.
She has yet to warm up to it.
Her squeaky cushion is still her favorite, but it is dying slowly loosing its squeak.
The rabbit is also a squeaky toy.

 

[LAWN BOY]

What about rocks?

 

[Wilhelm]

What about rocks?

You best not take the pup to the Rocky Mountains!

 

[jakethesnake]