Rough times call for a good laugh.

[StihlEchoingHusky]

Things have been rough lately. Even though some of y'all are just too serious. Laughter is the best medicine.
I want to know what is the funniest thing you've said to a police officer that got you out of a ticket. I'll go first

I was Speeding and officer pulls me over.
Officer: Sir you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Why is that sir? (Genuinely didn't realize what I had done)
Officer: You were speeding! Going 69 in a 55!
Me: Well you see here's the thing officer, If I'm going to get a ticket for speeding I might as well make it a cool number. And I sure the hell ain't going no 420 mph in this! * I then Proceed to push glasses up nose like a nerd who did something cool.

He was dying laughing all the way back to his patrol car. I started to freak out because he was in that car for a good while with my license. I was automatically thinking *s-word is there a warrant out for my arrest? That can't be the reason I've kept on the straight and narrow for 10 years. Minus that month of drinking but I never went anywhere during that. He comes back still giggling and he said I'm sorry sir I had to regain my composure. Here's your license have a good time going 420! Yes I know how mature of me. Haha

 

[StihlEchoingHusky]

Nobody has anything?!?? No funny experiences?

 

[Joe Kidd]

 

[StihlEchoingHusky]

That's hilarious I!! Just shipped my bed!!!!

 

[Dub11]

Wasn't a ticket a situation but are local patrol officer who looked goofy as hell was in the Kwik shop getting coffee when I asked him if his car has run flats, "No why?" because your front right is flat. He yelped "not again" and skedaddle out of there. Same officer a couple years later jumped into a pond and saved a kid.

 

[oddsawz]

Not the cops, but have a good laugh….

Had a prescription being processed at the pharmacy and had not heard anything. Decided to call them and see what was going on. I don’t store these numbers I usually just look them up on the fly. As I had already called them two days prior, I went to my recent calls and hit the first number not recognized with our area code (I don’t get many phone calls) and assumed it was the Pharmacy.

*ring
*Asian lady answers
Her: Herro (English not very good, seems like the norm)
Me: yes I was just checking on my prescription for <name>
Her: yes sir, yes sir (very hurried)
Me: my birthdate is <birthday>
Her: ohh no sir, no sir
Me: it’s been two days, when will it be ready?
Her: nooo sir noooo sir!
Me: ok I will call back
*end call

I sat there kind of dumbfounded for a minute. I knew the pharmacy had always given me a *s-wordty experience, so I just thought it had gotten worse.

Then I remembered I had ordered food for my daughter from the Asian restaurant down the street the night before

FWIW I never give cops a reason to talk to me based on experiences as a teenager. Only speed limit I go over is on the interstate