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Things have been rough lately. Even though some of y'all are just too serious. Laughter is the best medicine.
I want to know what is the funniest thing you've said to a police officer that got you out of a ticket. I'll go first
I was Speeding and officer pulls me over.
Officer: Sir you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Why is that sir? (Genuinely didn't realize what I had done)
Officer: You were speeding! Going 69 in a 55!
Me: Well you see here's the thing officer, If I'm going to get a ticket for speeding I might as well make it a cool number. And I sure the hell ain't going no 420 mph in this! * I then Proceed to push glasses up nose like a nerd who did something cool.
He was dying laughing all the way back to his patrol car. I started to freak out because he was in that car for a good while with my license. I was automatically thinking *s-word is there a warrant out for my arrest? That can't be the reason I've kept on the straight and narrow for 10 years. Minus that month of drinking but I never went anywhere during that. He comes back still giggling and he said I'm sorry sir I had to regain my composure. Here's your license have a good time going 420!
Yes I know how mature of me. Haha
I want to know what is the funniest thing you've said to a police officer that got you out of a ticket. I'll go first
I was Speeding and officer pulls me over.
Officer: Sir you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Why is that sir? (Genuinely didn't realize what I had done)
Officer: You were speeding! Going 69 in a 55!
Me: Well you see here's the thing officer, If I'm going to get a ticket for speeding I might as well make it a cool number. And I sure the hell ain't going no 420 mph in this! * I then Proceed to push glasses up nose like a nerd who did something cool.
He was dying laughing all the way back to his patrol car. I started to freak out because he was in that car for a good while with my license. I was automatically thinking *s-word is there a warrant out for my arrest? That can't be the reason I've kept on the straight and narrow for 10 years. Minus that month of drinking but I never went anywhere during that. He comes back still giggling and he said I'm sorry sir I had to regain my composure. Here's your license have a good time going 420!
Yes I know how mature of me. Haha
I!! Just shipped my bed!!!! 
