I don't wear cologne. But if they made Hugo Boss 'Coffee Sacks and Cigar Company Floor Scrapings' I would buy a bottle and leave it in the hot press uncorked.
I have a question for you all. As you might suspect, my wife is a red-headed Irish women. Thus, she is rather insane, and more stubborn than a WWII vet with a teenager problem on his lawn. I am wondering if her habit of putting on the brakes normally as she comes to a stop, then suddenly removing pressure and then re-applying it right before she arrives at the intersection is something you have seen before? She says she is 'pumping the brakes'. I tell it isn't freaking raining, and cars have had anti locks for decades. I am slowly bringing this stupidly annoying habit to an end...very slowly. But, I gotta say, nearly every mad woman I have dated has done this. Is this something they only teach women, or is it just something they just do?