Service Manager called.  Apologizes for not knowing the full extent of the problem(s) earlier.  The Main Wiring Harness must have slipped during assembly and was crush between the frame and the cab.  Tada!!!
Ram pays for everything.  So far:  4 to 5 grand in parts and 27 hours of labor, and it sounds like the truck is still being reassembled.  9 grand so far and counting.  Not that Ram cares, but this is a loss for them, which I'm okay with. 
 
I'm totally cool now about this getting resolved 100%.  I expect to take delivery sometime next week.  What day?  I don't care.  This is all going to work out.   
 
From Amazon -- Hood and tail gate pin striping showed up today.