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p61 western said:
So far not to bad, but there is certain areas that do have real bad traffic out here.
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When I was in SoCal I was trying to figure out how people didn't freak the *f-word out with that traffic. I'm use to getting on the highway and burning out.
 
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Time's Standing Stihl said:
Saws or honey do list?
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Mostly stuff on my chore list. Gotta head to the post office then pick up some oil for my mowers on the way home. I wanna load up my trailer with some more limbs from the pines in my back yard.
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usmcbuckwild said:
The ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER
This one is a little different....
Two Different Versions ...
Two Different Morals

OLD VERSION
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm
and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

MORAL OF THE OLD STORY:
Be responsible for yourself!

MODERN VERSION
The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving.. CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to
provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.
America is stunned by the sharp contrast.How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper
and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green ...'

Occupy the Anthill stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the Black Lives Matter group singing, We shall overcome.Then Reverend Al Sharpton
has the group kneel down to pray for the grasshopper while he damns the ants. He later appears on MSNBC to complain that rich people do not care.

Former President Obama condemns the ant and blames
Donald Trump, President Bush 43, President Bush 41, President Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the Pope
for the grasshopper's plight. Nancy Pelosi & Chuck Schumer exclaim in an interview on The View that the ant has
gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share. Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of
the summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government Green Czar and given to the grasshopper .

The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it. The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again. The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the ramshackle, once prosperous and peaceful, neighborhood. The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with it.

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Be careful how you vote in 2018.


Make sure that you pass this on to other ants .Don't bother sending it on to any grasshoppers because they wouldn't understand it, anyway
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Preach it Brother !

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Are you a McCulloch Man?

Do you check for spark or heat with a bare hand?

Will it bother you if the fingers on your right hand are numb?

If you find a dusty can of beer under the seat of your truck, will you drink it right then and there?

Are you ready to start every conversation with the word Huh?

Will you snicker the next time someone says their MS660 is heavy? We all know that the only true 660 is a McCulloch gear-drive, the "other" one is a good limbing saw

Will you laugh loudly at serious discussions of 50cc chainsaws?
 
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