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Stump Shot said:
Morning killer. You find any new hunting opportunities yet?
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I am thinking of hunting a new phone. I just can't follow anything cause of no alerts . Sorry for not responding back to you guys in a timely manner

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USMC615 said:
Used to run deer with dogs when I was stationed at MCAS Cherry Point on the coast of NC, in the Croatan National Forest. There was a huge lake aptly named Catfish Lake (could catch some crazy ass big cats in there) that the deer would get tired of getting ran ragged with packs of Walkers and Beagles on 'em, and hit the lake. The damn Walkers and Beagles would simply hit the water as well...there'd be deer and dogs everywhere in the lake....just gotta wait 'em out and hopefully they end up back on dry land somewhere near the roads so you could try and get the dogs back in the trucks and dog boxes. Seen a many a dog for the last time after they hit the water. Some would eventually find their way back to the roads and walk the shoulders of the roads to be picked up a day or two later...some you simply never saw again.
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We can't run deer with dogs here but it sounds like a helluva lot of fun.
 
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I am thinking of hunting a new phone. I just can't follow anything cause of no alerts . Sorry for not responding back to you guys in a timely manner

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Pick up one them fancy new i phones for John's daughter while you're out. [emoji6]
 
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A Sweet Marriage Tale
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses."
He didn't get to finish the sentence because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious. I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty words and all that.”
"You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your *f-wording beer in your goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks because you are married now, and you aren't *f-wording going anywhere! Got it, *a-hole?"
And they lived happily ever after.
Now, isn't that a sweet story
 
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Sty57 said:
A Sweet Marriage Tale
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses."
He didn't get to finish the sentence because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious. I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty words and all that.”
"You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your *frenching beer in your goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks because you are married now, and you aren't *frenching going anywhere! Got it, *a-hole?"
And they lived happily ever after.
Now, isn't that a sweet story
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When my best friend got married he had to shack up with his wife at the mother in laws until his modular was set up.
The mil was/is very interested in her son in law very handsy.
And as he discovered she had a pin key to all the bed/bathroom door's
After work he couldn't even bath lol
She would barge right in when she thought he was nekked lol
He tried bathing before work at 4am no dice lol
He said he just hoe bathed it until he could bath somewhere else lol
His wife thought it was hilarious he didn't.
Last about a month until they moved out and it was miserable he said.
 
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