I was merely making a humorous comment.
In '98 I fell off of the top of a tank truck trailer, and landed on the asphalt. I landed on my hands, and forehead. I ended up a little shorter, nerve damage in my neck, wrists and forearms. Along with 29 sutures in my head. I took a week off of work. I'm almost 52, and I feel that *s-worde, everyday.
In 2011 I had 40' of two foot pine pivot on me, and it broke both bones in my lower left leg, separated them from each other, and tore four ligaments in my ankle. It was seven weeks of telling the doctor that it was still sore before they sent me for an MRI, I was in surgery two days later to put my leg back together. Four months on crutches.
*s-worde happens.