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Yesterday we were a bit south of chitcago and stopped at a station to take a break. I got to the cash register to pay for a pop and this lady barges in the front door and walks right next to me and says to the cash register.

Lady: "Ax-Scuse me maaam, but what is that green nozzle for"

Attendant: "That's diesel"

Lady: "Oh golly, what's that for? Is that for those new fuel efficient cars?"

Attendant: "for your vehicle"

Lady: "well could you tell me if my car runs on it"

Attendant: "I don't know ma'am, but I'd say whatever your manual says and whatever you normally put in your car is what you need"

Lady: "Oh... I normally put regular in my car"

Attendant: "Well then I don't think you want to use diesel in your car"

Lady: "Oh shucks, I just filled my car up with the gas from that nozzle"


At this point I can't contain myself, I am laughing my ass off and the poor girl behind the counter started in along with the other guys standing in line.

GWS big black lady's car....
 
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Me my dad and brother were on a motorcycle trip heading out west when we stop for fuel all three of us hit separate pumps. Me and my dad both pump gas but my brother grab the diesel and filled his Bike up.....

He rides a Honda shadow 1100 and when we got back on the interstate he couldn't keep up but the bike was running. We were out in the middle of nowhere......So we rode. We stopped several times thinking he must've got some bad gas it wasn't until We stopped to eat he reached into his pocket and seen the receipt for diesel.
 
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Genius said:
Yesterday we were a bit south of chitcago and stopped at a station to take a break. I got to the cash register to pay for a pop and this lady barges in the front door and walks right next to me and says to the cash register.

Lady: "Ax-Scuse me maaam, but what is that green nozzle for"

Attendant: "That's diesel"

Lady: "Oh golly, what's that for? Is that for those new fuel efficient cars?"

Attendant: "for your vehicle"

Lady: "well could you tell me if my car runs on it"

Attendant: "I don't know ma'am, but I'd say whatever your manual says and whatever you normally put in your car is what you need"

Lady: "Oh... I normally put regular in my car"

Attendant: "Well then I don't think you want to use diesel in your car"

Lady: "Oh shucks, I just filled my car up with the gas from that nozzle"


At this point I can't contain myself, I am laughing my ass off and the poor girl behind the counter started in along with the other guys standing in line.

GWS big black lady's car....
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I doubt it was her car Ross, she just ditched that one and stole another one.
 
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DSS said:
The nozzle on the diesel pumps up here are too big to fit the filler neck in a car gas tank. I guess if you really wanted to you could still do it.
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It used to be that way here, I have noticed more and more stations with regular size nozzles. I guess she lucked out and got one of those:D


It's been a while since I laughed that hard.
 
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Long time ago I was filling up and watched a woman putting gas in a diesel truck. I ask her if it was a diesel cause it had the badges on it. Her reply was she didn't know it was her boyfriends. Guess I should have stayed around for the startup.
 
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stihl sawing said:
Long time ago I was filling up and watched a woman putting gas in a diesel truck. I ask her if it was a diesel cause it had the badges on it. Her reply was she didn't know it was her boyfriends. Guess I should have stayed around for the startup.
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WAS her boyfriend! Lol
Diesel in a gas motor at least don't ruin it...gas in a diesel can be be quite costly...


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My ex used to drive a little nissan diesel pickup. She went to get fuel one day, stopped at the diesel pump, and told the guy to fill it. When she came out of the store, the guy had stretched the gas hose about 20 feet and was pumping it full of gas. She's like WTF, I stopped at the diesel, it says diesel on the fuel door plus the cap, and you still put gas in it?

Seems to me she got like three grand from the oil company over that. Never hurt the truck cause she never started it. We got it towed home and I pumped the fuel out of the tank and refilled it with diesel.

Burned all the mixed up stuff in the lawnmowers
 
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