not so pros

[Jimmy in NC]

I heard poppy seed sets it off

Ohh I'm wide open as a man can get...I'd love to make my boss say WTF?!

 

[R2D]

Ohh I'm wide open as a man can get...

Careful. This statement might make the cow and SS hawt.

 

[R2D]

Between me and the guy I'm with we got 4 bagels, 2 cokes, 1 coffee, 1 sprite, one banana.....if they take any longer, they will be loosing money

 

[Genius]

Between me and the guy I'm with we got 4 bagels, 2 cokes, 1 coffee, 1 sprite, one banana.....if they take any longer, they will be loosing money

Amateurs, you need a ole Dutch boy to come down with you next time you get the oil changed


I am relatively sure the lexis dealers in our area do not offer up a whole feeding while you wait.....

 

[Sty57]

WTF!.....

 

[R2D]

WTF!.....

Keep up brian. Piss tests, poppy seeds and lunch at the lexus dealer.

 

[R2D]

The wife of this couple bought her lexus at a different dealership. They serve up buffet hot breakfast on weekends for service and car washes. I'm waiting for a weekend to bring hers in.

 

[R2D]

Just got rearended in my 1992 3/4 suburban. I Feel sorry for them. Not a scratch on my truck. It was a good hit too. She took my card and asked if I'd come over to work on her house.

I get some interesting days, I tell ya!

 

[mdavlee]

Kind of funny she hits you and you get work out of it.

 

[R2D]

Kind of funny she hits you and you get work out of it.

It works funny like that. My snowplow drivers hit stuff. I go fix it immediately and usually better than it was, I get more business.

 

[DSS]

Pics of you getting rearended?

You guys are slow

 

[R2D]

Pics of you getting rearended?

You guys are slow

 

[darkimpulse]

Never seen a Peugeot hatchback that looks like that.

 

[jake wells]

european stuff has no curves flat and boring

 

[jake wells]

this uh huh

 

[DSS]

If either of those pics are actually Mike, I'm moving to Chicago tomorrow

 

[Jimmy in NC]

Well they made me wait over an hour and fill out 4 pages of *s-word to piss in a cup. Little did they know I had to piss like a race horse. Ohh i filled the cup and then had one hell of a good long piss. Chick standing by the door had a strange look when I came out. She also had a stange look when I put my concealed in the locker when I emptied my pockets.

Then it was fun times in the office.

 

[hseII]

If either of those pics are actually Mike, I'm moving to Chicago tomorrow

Let's Moooooooooooooooooooooooove.


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[hseII]

Well they made me wait over an hour and fill out 4 pages of *s-word to piss in a cup. Little did they know I had to piss like a race horse. Ohh i filled the cup and then had one hell of a good long piss. Chick standing by the door had a strange look when I came out. She also had a stange look when I put my concealed in the locker when I emptied my pockets.

Then it was fun times in the office.

People have been trained to be fearful of Firearms.

It's sickening.


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[Sty57]