Just got back from my Mall venture checking out the 'Omaha Steak Co' ribeyes, 20 for $30 dollars. First of all, the dead giveaway was on the sides of their big tent where the refrigerated truck was backed into...the wording was 'If you think Omaha Steaks are 'To' Much...You're Wrong!! The 'To' is spelled 'Too' last time I ventured into a school...Then Luigi, I guess from the friggin' Bronx, jumps out from behind the truck and starts talking 'man I have I gotta deal for you.' Lmao! I cut through the chase...'I wanna see the groceries?' Pulled out a box of 20 ribeyes that were at best 3/8" thick...WTF?? There wasn't 2lbs total weight btwn them little *B-S.... cuts of meat. My damn dog eats better everyday. One things for certain, you ain't gotta *f-word with the grill, just season that chit and sling it in the microwave...get the cooking over with in about 3 mins, lmao. Then he wants to show me the 'real deal'...an assorted box of thin ass meat, with chicken breasts mind you, for a small fee of $289...I didn't mis-type that figure. That whole box of assorted didn't weigh 10lbs at best...I've caught largemouth bass over 10lbs, lol. I just walked off, regretting I wasted a handful of Dixie cups of gas in my Mega-Cab. Now I'm back where I need to be...in my shop, rock & roll playing, and popping Bud Lights. Amazing how it works fellers! It was entertaining as I *f-worded with the 'boyz' about what they were trying to sell. My loss I 'spose! Lmao! On the way back to my truck I told a couple heading towards the truck and tent, 'don't even waste your damn time.'
Anyhoo, what you asses up to tonight?