Not so pros 4 new and without politics

[Mastermind]

Good morning men.

 

[Only the Tony]

Sissoring lesbians amiright

Fixd. And I am disappointed in our low hanging fruit guru @Kiwioilboiler.

 

[Woodrow]

Good morning fellas. Happy Friday!

 

[ray benson]

Good morning. Sunny 36°F/ 2°C going up to 59°F/ 15°C.

 

[Nighthunter]

Why are tractors such a pain in the balls, all day fighting rusted bolts, then spent the guts of a hour heating and sledging to get the front axle apart only for the bush's to fight me, thought did cross my mind to burn it and collect the insurance, but atleast 1 side is done

 

[lehman live edge slab]

Why are tractors such a pain in the balls, all day fighting rusted bolts, then spent the guts of a hour heating and sledging to get the front axle apart only for the bush's to fight me, thought did cross my mind to burn it and collect the insurance, but atleast 1 side is done

Lots of copper anti seize on the way back together

 

[Czed]

I was looking at my friend crystal's nissan murano the passenger fender was tore up bad
I asked what happened she said it was pouring snow a few weeks ago
And she was late for work and cut across a walmart parking lot driving real fast
And ran over a walmart mobility scooter
I asked if she stopped to help
She said no I didn't want to see the damage so I came to work
I said I saw that on the news so you're the one who hit that poor bastard and left him laying in the snow.
She said you're lying I said google it
She said no I'm afraid you're not lying.

 

[Wonkydonkey]

I was looking at my friend crystal's nissan murano the passenger fender was tore up bad
I asked what happened she said it was pouring snow a few weeks ago
And she was late for work and cut across a walmart parking lot driving real fast
And ran over a walmart mobility scooter
I asked if she stopped to help
She said no I didn't want to see the damage so I came to work
I said I saw that on the news so you're the one who hit that poor bastard and left him laying in the snow.
She said you're lying I said google it
She said no I'm afraid you're not lying.

Ok,, you were playing her.. weren’t you…

Otherwise you,d have posted the link

 

[Woodwackr]

What incredible news to start the day with, that is just so incredibly awesome!!!!



Does the “Thunder Shirt” help the pup adjust to the popping and crackling of the fire? We tried one our our Kalla years ago and it didn’t help her all that much. As she aged she became super anxious by stores or fires. A good thunder boomer would have her under our bed trying to dig her way up into the box spring.

Zoey, pictured, is pretty much deaf so noises don’t bother her. Our cocker spaniel, however, goes nuts But, yes, the jackets do help with loud noises.
They like their jackets in winter and we use them during July 4 and new years

 

[Woodwackr]

I was looking at my friend crystal's nissan murano the passenger fender was tore up bad
I asked what happened she said it was pouring snow a few weeks ago
And she was late for work and cut across a walmart parking lot driving real fast
And ran over a walmart mobility scooter
I asked if she stopped to help
She said no I didn't want to see the damage so I came to work
I said I saw that on the news so you're the one who hit that poor bastard and left him laying in the snow.
She said you're lying I said google it
She said no I'm afraid you're not lying.

Your friend is a ditz.

 

[Mastermind]

Your friend is a ditz.

I like those kind. Don't know the difference between a blowjob, and a piece of fried chicken. Fun to take on a picnic.

 

[Czed]

Ok,, you were playing her.. weren’t you…

Otherwise you,d have posted the link

Google Search

 

[Czed]

@beaglebriar
If your grow a pair of your wife ever allows you to buy one
Mec-gar just released excellent quality Glock 19 18rnd magazines
18-22.00 each
Which is damn cheap mec-gar mags for everything else is 30-75.00 each
For OEM mec-gar mags

Standard capacity is 15 the mec-gar's are about a half inch longer
15s are going to be released soon.

Recently I developed carpal tunnel in both hands and it's a *b-word to load mags
This ETS mag loader is the ticket
You scoop up 10rnds at a time and push them into the mags it's that fast and
Slick.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Fixd. And I am disappointed in our low hanging fruit guru @Kiwioilboiler.

Fixing @Woodpecker single entendres and barely innuendos is more surface vegetable than low fruit Toenail. And you should never bend over that far around him.

 

[Czed]

I like those kind. Don't know the difference between a blowjob, and a piece of fried chicken. Fun to take on a picnic.

@dall

 

[full chizel]

@beaglebriar
If your grow a pair of your wife ever allows you to buy one View attachment 452323
Mec-gar just released excellent quality Glock 19 18rnd magazines
18-22.00 each
Which is damn cheap mec-gar mags for everything else is 30-75.00 each
For OEM mec-gar mags
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Standard capacity is 15 the mec-gar's are about a half inch longer
15s are going to be released soon.
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Recently I developed carpal tunnel in both hands and it's a *b-word to load mags
This ETS mag loader is the ticket
You scoop up 10rnds at a time and push them into the mags it's that fast and
Slick.

Too bad they’re not flush

 

[full chizel]

Fixd. And I am disappointed in our low hanging fruit guru @Kiwioilboiler.

Right? He just let it rot on the vine.

 

[redline4]

I'm struggling to not throat punch mf'ers.



I cannot control what the mųtherfuckin satellite beams down to your mųtherfuckin truck.
The software update was for the transmission.

 

[Tor R]

Good afternoon Culicidae's,

Evening tea is ready, I'm going to slurp.
I'm going to have a little vape, Virginia tobacco as always before bed.
Tomorrow will be spent rigging up the tractor for woodcutting, will try to get some pictures taken when we chop, we're going to chop out one of my former favorite hunting spots. Owned more than I knew in the area.
Will be 242xpg as usual.

Have to go to the pharmacy to pick up some medicine since the stock is starting to run low, pick up a package at the post office too.

 

[Czed]

Too bad they’re not flush

In may 16rnd flush fit will be released