Not So Pro 3

[maulhead]

Were are tough we don't need no stinkin shoes.

We just talk slow don't mistake that for being dumb. It's just to lure you in close so we can get your money.
Example, wanna buy a baby alligator?

Ya can get to 20 quick if you're not wearing socks. Otherwise only 10 with footwear?

 

[Bilge Rat]

Ya can get to 20 quick if you're not wearing socks. Otherwise only 10 with footwear?

Men can count to 21

 

[3browns]

i see how you stay warm in the winter now

and we know you cant hear us until you come up for air

blink twice if she is behind you laughing at your tool

Damn sunamabitch

The blink emoji is broke

 

[maulhead]

Men can count to 21

*23

 

[Lnk]

*23

Hitler could only count to 22.

 

[Stump Shot]

Now if you could do something about Mike Anderson Patel, wanting me to know about the recent drop in auto insurance rates, or final expense policies.

Send him over...

 

[maulhead]

Hitler could only count to 22.

Leave it to you to remember how many testicles he had. Least we know what's on your mind.

 

[Lnk]

Leave it to you to remember how many testicles he had. Least we know what's on your mind.

Actually just remembered George Carlin's skit on Hitler.

 

[LAWN BOY]

On the topic of testicles, I ate a calf testicle once, farm fresh, undercooked and well-seasoned by a dirty 10 year old. It was delicious!

 

[maulhead]

On the topic of testicles, I ate a calf testicle once, farm fresh, undercooked and well-seasoned by a dirty 10 year old. It was delicious!

Pretty much every restaurant out here has RMO's on the menu. Some places do all you can eat RMO's on Wednesday nights.

Their OK once & while. I don't go out of my way to eat them thou.

 

[full chizel]

Fukk that. I’ll eat pretty much anything but i’m not eating hog nutz.

 

[LAWN BOY]

Pretty much every restaurant out here has RMO's on the menu. Some places do all you can eat RMO's on Wednesday nights.

Their OK once & while. I don't go out of my way to eat them thou.

Interesting. Here in central Wisconsin I've never seen a restaurant with them.

 

[LAWN BOY]

Fukk that. I’ll eat pretty much anything but i’m not eating hog nutz.

Slacker

 

[maulhead]

Fukk that. I’ll eat pretty much anything but i’m not eating hog nutz.

They are from bulls not hogs.

 

[full chizel]

They are from bulls not hogs.

nuts are nuts and i don’t eat nuts. YMMV

 

[GCJenks204]

At the airport ready to go home.

I did my part…

 

[GCJenks204]

nuts are nuts and i don’t eat nuts. YMMV

But you’ll eat an a$$…

 

[full chizel]

But you’ll eat an a$$…

Only my wifes

 

[Woodwackr]

They did not have the gratuitous box of crayons with my ballot, like previous years. So forking confusing this year....

I had to steal a blue ball point pen at the bank.

Is this is where I'm supposed to, write-in Michael Brown or do I just tag it @3browns?

I reads the entire form both sides, no place for @Loony661 what up with dat, eye thought dat goofball was running for something?


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So, did you write "In" there?

 

[Loony661]

I won!! 148 votes to 67.