Not So Pro 3

[maulhead]

Thanks for letting me know.

Dallas was the real Don Juan of the 1990's and early 2000's. There no telling how many children he's fathered. Could be hundreds? We might never know? That's why when new members join. We are like great here comes 3 or 4 more of his kids.

Plus for years he sold his extra sperm to sperm banks around the USA, but those records have been sealed & redacted, so in a way those don't count, as those kids will never be able to access the records.

 

[Dream]

Oh, gots muhself a new phone today. First one in over 6 years.
Camera is decent...

 

[Mastermind]

Good night fughfaces

 

[maulhead]

I personally thought that was creative genius Adam. Why wreck it? You damn near Ozzie...

I don't think he could wreck it. Even if he wanted to.

 

[Dream]

I don't think he could wreck it. Even if he wanted to.

Extremely flattering and creative Matt, although we all know that those hundreds of "kids" are actually just a bunch of REALLY strange looking baby goats...

 

[dall]

Oh, gots muhself a new phone today. First one in over 6 years.
Camera is decent...
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you got soft hands
do you jack alot ? lol

Good night fughfaces

you could say *f-wordfaces but you have them censoring me

 

[dall]

Extremely flattering and creative Matt, although we all know that those hundreds of "kids" are actually just a bunch of REALLY strange looking baby goats...

lol what do they call baby goats ?

 

[Dream]

you got soft hands
do you jack alot ? lol

you could say *f-wordfaces but you have them censoring me

Yes. Yes I do, and no, I don't share.
I am the sole master of my domain.

 

[Dream]

lol what do they call baby goats ?

 

[maulhead]

lol what do they call baby goats ?

Little Larry's?

 

[Loony661]

Pretty sure they’re not called Winky Faces

 

[dall]

Pretty sure they’re not called Winky Faces

What do you call the ones that call you daddddddddd

 

[Loony661]

What do you call the ones that call you daddddddddd

Those are my sons.

 

[dall]

Those are my sons.

Are you sure?

 

[Czed]

I am not related to Whistlindiesel and I don’t know why you think I am. He does not have videos on blowing up lawn mowers. I don’t sell stuff for him. I sell parts off of chainsaws and lawn mowers that I salvage. I’m not related to Dallas either.

Is your dad named
Kevin lavanway?

 

[Wonkydonkey]

Good morning family debators

 

[LAWN BOY]

Is your dad named
Kevin lavanway?

Nope, I never heard of that name,

 

[John Wargo]

Headed out to teach the youts. Smells like overtime around here

 

[Lnk]

Good morning men, and Dallas. And dallas' kids. Happy Saturday. Got to work after breakfast, a certain beaver need a new pumping unit. (Let's see who jumps on that low hanging fruit).

Stay safe all.

 

[nbbt]

Good morning folks. Sounding like it'll be a nice day to work out in a warmed up garage again.
And the best part is it could warm up by opening the doors, ha.