Not So Pro 3

[maulhead]

@JoeDirt and @Kiwioilboiler can someone convert this communism to Freedom units for me?

 

[redline4]

Who needs oil changes?

 

[Lnk]

I think he's more obsessed with being a dick or a troll, and maybe a little jaded since someone told him a month or so ago, I was the biggest dick on OPE, they'd ever ran across.

See years ago that title was always Dallay's. So now whenever he see's a chance to be a troll or dick, he jumps on it.

Think of him like George Foreman coming back late in his career for the title of heavyweight champ. (you might be too young to remember that)

Just my opinion on the matter.

I assure you, I am not too young to remember George. I am a '65 model. I am going to have to see for myself which of you two is the biggest dik! Lol. I have no trouble dealing with bad attitudes and rudeness, this place is mild in most ways. I don't engage with much. Crap rolls off pretty easily. At least we don't have human resources here. Or as I like to call them, "the department of making people sad!"

 

[Lnk]

Lmao you are really thin skin and you don’t see that I’m trolling you
I even said that same thing last night and you didn’t pay attention
I guess I can’t help that you spent your life in a cubicle and not around guys that are dicks to everyone

Where did I ever work around cubicles? That right there is fuggin funny. Dude, I was a fuggin Marine, there is no thicker skin on the planet. Well, at least this one, maybe not on yours. Lol

 

[Lnk]

I was just fugging with ya. Figured you'd pickup on the sarcasm.

He isn't old enough to have grown a sarcasm detector yet.

 

[dall]

Where did I ever work around cubicles? That right there is fuggin funny. Dude, I was a fuggin Marine, there is no thicker skin on the planet. Well, at least this one, maybe not on yours. Lol

Seems thin to me

 

[Jscb1b]

And another *b-word is customers wanting their *s-word fixed RIGHT now because they think they are important. Sorry I'm 2 months out. Oh but it will only take 10 minutes. Sorry. Oh can I borrow your tools?

 

[maulhead]

I assure you, I am not too young to remember George. I am a '65 model. I am going to have to see for myself which of you two is the biggest dik! Lol. I have no trouble dealing with bad attitudes and rudeness, this place is mild in most ways. I don't engage with much. Crap rolls off pretty easily. At least we don't have human resources here. Or as I like to call them, "the department of making people sad!"

'65 model, you were born in 1965, or you're 65 years old?

I don't care who's the biggest dik around here, or who has the biggest dik. We all have our days, of jabs / banter.

The only person I compete with for anything, is myself.

 

[dall]

'65 model, you were born in 1965, or you're 65 years old?

I don't care who's the biggest dik around here, or who has the biggest dik. We all have our days, of jabs / banter.

The only person I compete with for anything, is myself.

Do you win ?

 

[maulhead]

Where did I ever work around cubicles? That right there is fuggin funny. Dude, I was a fuggin Marine, there is no thicker skin on the planet. Well, at least this one, maybe not on yours. Lol

Here I've always thought Navy Seals were the thickest skinned Mf'ers on the planet.

 

[Lnk]

I played the drums for a few years. One of things i wish i hadn't quit.

I bet there are others that are glad you did!!!

 

[maulhead]

Do you win ?

I'm alive and *f-wording making posts aren't I??

So I won the battle in my head for today so far.

 

[Jscb1b]

And another *b-word is customers wanting their *s-word fixed RIGHT now because they think they are important. Sorry I'm 2 months out. Oh but it will only take 10 minutes. Sorry. Oh can I borrow your tools?

And then they say they are going to talk to my boss about my attitude. Well *f-word yeah let's go talk to my boss! Oh never mind. I'll make an appointment.

 

[Lnk]

@JoeDirt and @Kiwioilboiler can someone convert this communism to Freedom units for me?

I think it is 18", not really sure as I don't speak commie metric.

 

[Lnk]

Seems thin to me

Do not mistake my wit as thin skin. Attempts at getting under my skin fail because the attacker usually leaves big openings for me to flip crap back at them. I play until I sense they start to lose their chit, and I let it go. Especially if they have a bad ticker. Got to take it easy on them. Lol

 

[Lnk]

'65 model, you were born in 1965, or you're 65 years old?

I don't care who's the biggest dik around here, or who has the biggest dik. We all have our days, of jabs / banter.

The only person I compete with for anything, is myself.

The apostrophe before the number means year. So I am a 1965 model of 58 years. I don't care either. Banter is banter. I raff at a lot of chit said here. Pretty enjoyable at times.

 

[dall]

Do not mistake my wit as thin skin. Attempts at getting under my skin fail because the attacker usually leaves big openings for me to flip crap back at them. I play until I sense they start to lose their chit, and I let it go. Especially if they have a bad ticker. Got to take it easy on them. Lol

Don’t let the heart worry you

 

[Lnk]

Here I've always thought Navy Seals were the thickest skinned Mf'ers on the planet.

Them fuggers only care about limelight and reputation. Their are marine units nobody ever hears about because they don't want you to know about them. No books ever get written, no movies. The seals even know it. Not saying they aren't competent folks, but, you know!!!

 

[maulhead]

And then they say they are going to talk to my boss about my attitude. Well *f-word yeah let's go talk to my boss! Oh never mind. I'll make an appointment.

Worst thing people ask me, is when do you think you will be done.

I'm like listen this is a 500 sheet house, I've not even carried the tools in yet, or hung the 1st sheet, check with me in a few days, see how things are going, maybe helen keller framed the place and everything is as crooked as fugg, which will really slow me down. Or maybe Jesus framed this house and everything's perfect and we will fly through here. I tell them the more you leave me the fugg alone the more will get done.

 

[Lnk]

And then they say they are going to talk to my boss about my attitude. Well *f-word yeah let's go talk to my boss! Oh never mind. I'll make an appointment.

With the shortage of skilled people, tell them they should get you fired, that will improve the wait times, *pretty boyes!