Not So Pro 3

[Wonkydonkey]

i was having a chat to a friends girlfriend the other day.

She said do you know what? ….Johnny keeps standing in front of the wardrobe mirror naked before he comes to bed.
I said ..errr right why do you think that is….?
my head was thinking many things..
She replied I don’t know but I was starting to feel he wasn’t finding me interesting anymore, I guess I need to fix it some how.

So One night johnny said to Karen, his girlfriend. Don’t you think it’s amazing every time I stand here looking at myself in the mirror I get the biggest hard on …EVER….

Karen replied. No!
Johnny say why’s that then…

Karen said,that’s because your looking at the biggest cûnt ever…

 

[Czed]

I have a tank that's probably in better condition if you need it Dave. And maybe a P/C.

Thanks but cylinder is just fine and the tank is busted but doesn't leak.
When It did run it was grounding out on the cylinder
Watching my friends dog today

He said he's had that saw over 20 year's
I asked if he still remembered the fukin he took on it
It's a collection of mismatched parts and fasteners the cranks still good so
I'll rebuild it.

I like my containers to work on saws I just tear them down see what I need and put them in until parts arrive.

 

[Woodwater]

nice Dog!

 

[nbbt]

@exCanuck , Me thinks we need an additional smiley, a whatever one with wagging ears or hands....

Especially with some of the pro-3 posts within the last several days...

 

[hoskvarna]

Well boys I’m sitting in Des Moines trauma center

It was swelled up to the point of blistering
Now it is down with a wound pump this tray smacked me

Sent from the Hoskey Hills

 

[nbbt]

@hoskvarna Don't do like that, these injury stink
. Those wound vacs work wonders, especially if ya can get them sealed enuf to rarely hear the vac pump kick in. The misses has been prescribed them for a couple of issues, and they really help speed recovery.

 

[Loony661]

Well boys I’m sitting in Des Moines trauma center

It was swelled up to the point of blistering
Now it is down with a wound pump this tray smacked me

Sent from the Hoskey Hills

That looks like it’s going to ache later.. Glad you’re otherwise alright.

 

[Mastermind]

Well boys I’m sitting in Des Moines trauma center

It was swelled up to the point of blistering
Now it is down with a wound pump this tray smacked me

Sent from the Hoskey Hills

Anything broken Mark?

 

[Loony661]

Anybody want to ride along?

 

[nbbt]

Almost looks like your truck.

 

[Loony661]

Almost looks like your truck.

Just need a door and tailgate decal!

 

[nbbt]

Just need a door and tailgate decal!

Magnetic quick attach would do nicely!!!

 

[redline4]

Well boys I’m sitting in Des Moines trauma center

It was swelled up to the point of blistering
Now it is down with a wound pump this tray smacked me

Sent from the Hoskey Hills

Get well soon Mark!

 

[timg]

Well boys I’m sitting in Des Moines trauma center

It was swelled up to the point of blistering
Now it is down with a wound pump this tray smacked me

Sent from the Hoskey Hills

Dang Mark, Sorry to see that for sure. Good choice on going in for care immediately. That will help curb the infection and should get you some rest for your other issue. I guess eggs on the breakfast menu for tomorrow. But they ain't gonna be like mommas. Take care. Off subject but how is that new pup doing? He gonna be missing ya for a couple!

 

[timg]

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Anybody want to ride along?

If he had a white cowboy hat and facial hair I almost woulda believed ya.

 

[Mastermind]

Update on the rotten barn/*f-wordingpieceofshit neighbors.

I talked to an attorney this morning. He wants 5K to start a lawsuit against them.

I then talked to my agricultural agent. He told me to get the Sheriff out there and show him what the hell is going on. So I did. He agrees that it is a case of criminal littering, and negligence. I gave him phone numbers for the neighbors, and directions to their houses.

He thinks he can convince them to tear down their barn.

 

[Lnk]

I slacked.
I waited for parts.
I slacked some more.
I only worked on it on weekends for the most part.
I even did a thread on it.
And I still managed to get a MS460 going in less than 8 years.
It even snowed here.
And freezing rain.
No chupacabra invasions or typhoons however.

Or blizzardnadoes!

 

[Hundred Acre Wood]

Update on the rotten barn/*f-wordingpieceofshit neighbors.

I talked to an attorney this morning. He wants 5K to start a lawsuit against them.

I then talked to my agricultural agent. He told me to get the Sheriff out there and show him what the hell is going on. So I did. He agrees that it is a case of criminal littering, and negligence. I gave him phone numbers for the neighbors, and directions to their houses.

He thinks he can convince them to tear down their barn.

Law enforcement is the ideal solution. Laws only serve two purposes: promoting safety and settling disputes.This is a perfect example of both.

 

[Czed]

Evenin'

https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/11kbprx

 

[Czed]

Update on the rotten barn/*f-wordingpieceofshit neighbors.

I talked to an attorney this morning. He wants 5K to start a lawsuit against them.

I then talked to my agricultural agent. He told me to get the Sheriff out there and show him what the hell is going on. So I did. He agrees that it is a case of criminal littering, and negligence. I gave him phone numbers for the neighbors, and directions to their houses.

He thinks he can convince them to tear down their barn.

You can civil suit him
For loss of property and possibly animal abuse.