Not So Pro 3

[Mastermind]

Did you get grease inside a cut or how did this happen?

Hose burst on grease gun. Injected grease into the finger.

 

[Mastermind]

The whole thing, or just the tip? Also which finger?

About half of it. Trigger finger.

 

[Mastermind]

Mount that digit in a little glass case and throw it on the mantle.

I ain't got no damn mantle Jughead.

 

[full chizel]

About half of it. Trigger finger.

A coworker got his finger slammed in a tool box door on one of our trucks and lost the tip of his trigger finger. It took a little practice but he can shoot just fine with his middle finger now.

 

[USMC615]

I ain't got no damn mantle Jughead.

Well *s-wordt…I’ll send ya a little plaque, you can display it on a living room wall. Problem solved.

 

[JoeDirt]

Hose burst on grease gun. Injected grease into the finger.

Ouch that sucks. High pressure injection injuries can be really nasty.

 

[Mastermind]

Ouch that sucks. High pressure injection injuries can be really nasty.

With injection injuries there is an 85% chance of amputation.

 

[timg]

In January, the doctor is gonna chop off my greasy finger.

Sorry to hear that has flared up again. I was hoping that wasn't going to happen. I fought my thumb issue for two years. Maybe better think about a couple months off this winter bossman. You want that to stay clean and heal. Popping them sweaty rubber grinders gloves on and off all day ain't doing it any justice boss.

 

[Mastermind]

Sorry to hear that has flared up again. I was hoping that wasn't going to happen. I fought my thumb issue for two years. Maybe better think about a couple months off this winter bossman. You want that to stay clean and heal. Popping them sweaty rubber grinders gloves on and off all day ain't doing it any justice boss.

It just hurts all the time Tim. Like my fingernail is coming off. I decided to get it removed. In January is best....because I will be able to cover my medical deductible for the whole year with this one procedure.

As for taking care of it.....two of my wife's sisters are RNs.....and my wife was in the medical field for years too. Believe me, those girls will make damn sure I don't do anything to cause an infection.

 

[redline4]

With injection injuries there is an 85% chance of amputation.

Or pregnancy, the way people on here operate.

 

[hoskvarna]

In January, the doctor is gonna chop off my greasy finger.

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[Mastermind]

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Its gotta go Mark.

 

[redline4]

Who's near Davenport Iowa??
https://quadcities.craigslist.org/tls/d/davenport-chainsaws-non-working-parts/7566246804.html



I thought 064 but the fuel filler is too small?
044?
Either way, I'd take it all for that price..

 

[Lnk]

With injection injuries there is an 85% chance of amputation.

Hate that you have to lose the digit, you will compensate with other digits. Picking your nose is going to be the hardest thing to relearn, not really joking. Fine precision movements that require your dominant hand are the hardest!

 

[dall]

In January, the doctor is gonna chop off my greasy finger.

no need for a dr
uncle jim crushed his
he heated up a knife and did it himself

Sorry to hear that it has come to that. I’m sure @dall would do it cheaper…prolly even has a special drink to make sure you don’t remember a thing.

lol

I ain't got no damn mantle Jughead.

send him the finger
and tell him your a dr and just the tip

 

[JoeDirt]

With injection injuries there is an 85% chance of amputation.

I went to a post accident safety meeting about it once. Someone at another branch touched pinhole leak in a hydraulic line. Pretty gruesome injury. The scary part is that the wound usually looks minor and because of the nature of where it usually occurs (jobsites, garages, warehouses, factories) it usually happens to grown men who are used to ignoring a minor cut.

 

[JoeDirt]

no need for a dr
uncle jim crushed his
he heated up a knife and did it himself

That's some West Virginia *s-word if I ever heard any lol

 

[dall]

That's some West Virginia *s-word if I ever heard any lol

when it first got crushed the dr just folded the skin over the end
that left square corners that would catch on everything so one day he heated knife up and cut it into shape

 

[sawmikaze]

Sorry to hear that it has come to that. I’m sure @dall would do it cheaper…prolly even has a special drink to make sure you don’t remember a thing.

Randy has it too, I woke up on the floor in his shop with a sore ass and scraped up knees.

 

[Mastermind]

Randy has it too, I woke up on the floor in his shop with a sore ass and scraped up knees.

And then asked me to marry you.