Not So Pro 3

[Mastermind]

I'm not dead yet.

That's all I have to report.

Plus GFYs

 

[redline4]

Wife saysView attachment 357512 i broke the chefs knife today. The tip is definitely missing. She said she was trying to pry apart a frozen package of hotdogs.

Because you don't own a prybar?

 

[full chizel]

Bruh...

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I bet it just cruises around the cul-de-sac

 

[full chizel]

Anybody in Michigan looking for a house with urinals in the kitchen?

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3050-Burdette-St-Ferndale-MI-48220/24660527_zpid/

Ferndale has the highest gbs population in Michigan. Not interested

 

[USMC615]

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…with a front plate that says ‘MURDER’. No doubt a pencil dick badass.

 

[sawmikaze]

Sara sends me something like this from school at least once a week..her former students charged with either murder or attempted murder..sad..

 

[Dream]

We used to also be a VW franchise when I started here..I've smelled some seriously weird shìt unfortunately.




Those wheels are still inside the wheel wells.
That's barely a junior brodozer starter kit.

Well hes 34, so mebbe growing up A LITTLE.
Now, I cant say legally that it MIGHT have had its emissions altered slightly, and that would involve some exhaust work.
IF, and I mean IF "SOMEONE" would have done such a dastardly deed, it would POSSIBLY get MUCH better fuel economy, and have an appreciable power gain, even in economy mode.
Like 25 mpg average.
Just theoretically n stuffs.

 

[JoeDirt]

…with a front plate that says ‘MURDER’. No doubt a pencil dick badass.

They are literally everywhere. I hate the lifts and those stupid KFC bucket wheels.

Save your CVs, u-joints and ball joints... join the #stocksuspensiongang

 

[Dream]

hes a smart one
got away from the oval stuff lol

Nah, just couldnt afford a DECENT vehicle right now with a kid on the way.
Hows Maddie slacker?

 

[Agent Smith]

Sara sends me something like this from school at least once a week..her former students charged with either murder or attempted murder..sad..

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Society is falling off the wagon fast. Today a contractor a county over was caught making passionate love to the customers family dog.

 

[sawmikaze]

Society is falling off the wagon fast. Today a contractor a county over was caught making passionate love to the customers family dog.

Nothing shocks me anymore.

 

[dall]

Nah, just couldnt afford a DECENT vehicle right now with a kid on the way.
Hows Maddie slacker?

shes doing good
asleep on other end of couch
hows you slacker

 

[Dream]

Wife saysView attachment 357512 i broke the chefs knife today. The tip is definitely missing. She said she was trying to pry apart a frozen package of hotdogs.

Was probably in a mad frenzy thinking about what she wants to do to YOUR weiner and got a little aggressive.
Thats what happened to most of our knives.
Ive been slowly removing sharp objects from the premesis.

 

[Dream]

Sara sends me something like this from school at least once a week..her former students charged with either murder or attempted murder..sad..

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I aint liking that Ryan.
That sucks bud.
Just keep on being as good as you can safely be.
If you can get one to see a better way, its a victory dude.

 

[Dream]

Society is falling off the wagon fast. Today a contractor a county over was caught making passionate love to the customers family dog.

But the dog was consenting right?
Ida bit that mfer. A LOT.

 

[Dream]

shes doing good
asleep on other end of couch
hows you slacker

Outta town for another week.
Guy we hired to be the daily guy here decided to play cowboy and try to break a mustang(not the car ).
Mustang broke him.
Severely dislocated shoulder and fractured something in that area.
Out til December 30th.

 

[JoeDirt]

Sara sends me something like this from school at least once a week..her former students charged with either murder or attempted murder..sad..

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I was class of 2016 and it's unreal how many people I went to high school with that are dead or in jail. Two of them are in jail for murdering another one.

 

[sawmikaze]

I aint liking that Ryan.
That sucks bud.
Just keep on being as good as you can safely be.
If you can get one to see a better way, its a victory dude.

I was a delinquent youth so I do my best to tell these young gunners not to let 5 seconds cause you 50 years, I've never been much of a rule follower, but I do my my best to respect my fellow man.

I didn't wanna hear it when I was 18 either. But these dudes don't wanna fight anymore, they just shoot..over anything..

Social media is playing a HUGE role in this.

 

[Agent Smith]

But the dog was consenting right?
Ida bit that mfer. A LOT.

Dog is gonna need therapy. Guy was arrested and going by the comments, the guy is a known scumbag loser. Another reason not to hire the cheapest dbag you find and actually investigate the person you're considering having enter your home to do work. Find out if they're a reputable contractor and now apparently if they're gonna fug your dog

 

[full chizel]

Dog is gonna need therapy. Guy was arrested and going by the comments, the guy is a known scumbag loser. Another reason not to hire the cheapest dbag you find and actually investigate the person you're considering having enter your home to do work. Find out if they're a reputable contractor and now apparently if they're gonna fug your dog

There was this guy here with Elmo

https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/cl...ing-caught-pleasuring-self-with-elmo-doll.amp