Wonkydonkey
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Talking of best friends,,, that woman that was texting me @5am last week. And wanted me to come round etc…
well,,, we had a chat today..I made a point of going round with some freshly smoked mackerel so we could have it for lunch but it was more awkward for her than me.. for a while…
I delt with it in the best way I could.
the shorts are …. But not said in all in this way…
if you/r want me to come round, I need to be at the same level as you, ie I had a bit of a hangover and your were drinking and had some coke.
I’m happy to come round but you need to invite me earlier. Or come round to mine.
I'm easygoing my door is there you can come or go when ever you want.
I’ve avoided one or two other other women because I was not interested/not my type . And answered all the questions wrongly when I decided where those questions were leading.
we had a giggle and I said the most important thing is our friendship, I’ve known you about 10yrs. Life is hard at times and we all need friendship and comfort and intimacy.
if that’s what you need, I’m your fiend with benefits
she replied “i'm glad you didn’t say fûck buddies” and laughed out loud.
we will see what happens next.
But taking that awkward drunk/drug texting by the horns and saying what I did…and not actually going round and giving her some pork sword. And the latter awkwardness of leaving in the morning and afterwards explaining is a lot better in my eyes..
I guess we could be fuk buddies for some time or just still be friends without any awkwardness.
Ymmv
well,,, we had a chat today..I made a point of going round with some freshly smoked mackerel so we could have it for lunch but it was more awkward for her than me.. for a while…
I delt with it in the best way I could.
the shorts are …. But not said in all in this way…
if you/r want me to come round, I need to be at the same level as you, ie I had a bit of a hangover and your were drinking and had some coke.
I’m happy to come round but you need to invite me earlier. Or come round to mine.
I'm easygoing my door is there you can come or go when ever you want.
I’ve avoided one or two other other women because I was not interested/not my type . And answered all the questions wrongly when I decided where those questions were leading.
we had a giggle and I said the most important thing is our friendship, I’ve known you about 10yrs. Life is hard at times and we all need friendship and comfort and intimacy.
if that’s what you need, I’m your fiend with benefits
she replied “i'm glad you didn’t say fûck buddies” and laughed out loud.
we will see what happens next.
But taking that awkward drunk/drug texting by the horns and saying what I did…and not actually going round and giving her some pork sword. And the latter awkwardness of leaving in the morning and afterwards explaining is a lot better in my eyes..
I guess we could be fuk buddies for some time or just still be friends without any awkwardness.
Ymmv
