Not So Pro 3

[hoskvarna]

Yeah..
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Sent from Hoskey hilltop

 

[dall]

Damn slackers

 

[Agent Smith]

Afternoon fellas. We'll it's all out. This system was one taco bell *s-word away from fully imploding in. Took most of it apart with a hammer. Only needed the sawzall a few times. Glad this part is done

 

[Egg Shooter]

Mornin’ homos. I spent 13 hours in the ER yesterday. My body decided to piss out a kidney stone i didn’t even know i had. Wasn’t painful but pissing blood is quite alarming.

All is good now

Jayzus bud. When it rains it pours for you. Kidney stones not fun.

 

[Egg Shooter]

Yeah..
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They should change the name to Zippity Dudas motors.

 

[redline4]

Who needs an El Camino?
And we still have the super ghey Jeep too.

 

[Egg Shooter]

Here's a mf'r in the wrong position, no clue as to what he's doing, gubment GS-9 for ya...

Long story short, we needed about qty 70, 1" key rings to tag sets of keys for a few different shops here in C-17's...told one of our bozo supply guru's "just order 100, we'll have a few left over if needed." Well, he ordered 100...100 BAGS OF 100 EACH 1" KEY RINGS. Last time I stepped into a math class, that's 10,000 1" key rings. And you don't even need to do the math class thing...multiply 1 x 1, then add the total number of zero's to the end.

*s-wordt for brains said..."well, we definitely won't run out." F'ng amazing! And it's ten times the damn red tape, migraine headache to try and 'return' this *s-wordt back through this well orchestrated USAF supply system...don't even attempt nor try it.

BTW, the flightline was no place to be last Thurs afternoon. The big dogs come out from hiding, come out the woodwork when something *f-wordks up. An F-15 Strike Eagle had a IFE...RH Side MLG deploy failure...damn near did a complete belly landing. Twas a helluva landing by a very experienced pilot to keep damage minimal and no ejection. Nonetheless, still a costly seven-figures fix when it's all said and done.

We appreciate your tax dollars...keep working 'til we say stop!

In flight error.....Main landing gear deployment failure? Speak civilian mfer. Carry on

 

[p61 western]

Who needs an El Camino?
And we still have the super ghey Jeep too.

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1970 and older the answer would be yes... Oh and GFY bish.

 

[USMC615]

In flight error.....Main landing gear deployment failure? Speak civilian mfer. Carry on

Yessir...close enough for gubment work

IFE - In-Flight Emergency
MLG - Main Landing Gear

 

[Egg Shooter]

Yessir...close enough for gubment work

IFE - In-Flight Emergency
MLG - Main Landing Gear

Damn. One word off.

 

[redline4]

1970 and older the answer would be yes... Oh and GFY bish.

Whats new out on the west side Mike?

 

[Egg Shooter]

Yessir...close enough for gubment work

IFE - In-Flight Emergency
MLG - Main Landing Gear

You forgot PSP.....






Pilot *s-wordt pants

 

[p61 western]

Whats new out on the west side Mike?

Nothing really exciting. What's new out there?

 

[redline4]

Nothing really exciting. What's new out there?

Not a whole lot.
Bow season has been open almost a month, I have yet to buy my license. Our youth hunt is this weekend, oldest wants to go after she's done with work so hopefully one of the decent 8 pointers I've seen shows up.

 

[shadco]

I’m partial to these but the guys have split up, Blind Horse knives.





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[cuinrearview]

@dall I'm ready for those stripes.

 

[dall]

In flight error.....Main landing gear deployment failure? Speak civilian mfer. Carry on

He’s programmed

@dall I'm ready for those stripes.View attachment 311630

lol it’s not pouring off you

 

[Woodrow]

@Woodrow
You need another...

https://wausau.craigslist.org/grd/d/mosinee-husqvarna-350-chainsaw/7389623731.html

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Can't make any money at $175.00. Shot him a offer of $125. We will see if he bites.

 

[cuinrearview]

He’s programmed


lol it’s not pouring off you

Do I need to wring the mfer out for you? I had to take the safety glasses off because my forehead coated them.

 

[dall]

Do I need to wring the mfer out for you? I had to take the safety glasses off because my forehead coated them.

do it in the 400 thread I’m sure some will like it