Not So Pro 3

[redline4]

A $950 folding top control module.


That lives down by the pump


To fix the convertible top on a 2005 Cadillac XLR that's worth about $120 if there was a Benjamin in the glove box.


Leaks oil bad, needs a catalytic converter, cords showing on front tires, all shocks leak bad ($975 each).
Pimping ain't easy I guess.

 

[dall]

I can't remember. We need a detective to dig that information up.



Just from the rear.

lol gotta torment you ford guys too so the dodge boys are not alone lol

As @dall will testify (sic) there is no way you can make that face with linament on your sack, I don't care who is doing the application.

Feels like you are roasting it on a open fire 2 inches away

Id ask for references but Randy will probably back you up on that.

lol back you up on that lmao

 

[dall]

Damn slackers

 

[dall]

My uncle’s property borders mom’s property and I went to the hayfield he was baling at and told him the property is mine and hauled a load up to the farm for him

 

[Dub11]

I'll get your pictures in ten minutes !!!!

It's been 17 minutes?!?!??!

 

[Mastermind]

Oh Greg.

@farminkarman

 

[Mastermind]

It's been 17 minutes?!?!??!

GFY

 

[GCJenks204]

Oh Greg.

@farminkarman

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we need a piece of paper with your name and today’s date so we know it isn’t fake.

 

[Dub11]

GFY

*s-word it feels that way today. Alternator started going out on my car coming back from the store earlier. It shut the AC off then wouldn't let me roll the windows down.

 

[sawmikaze]

*s-word it feels that way today. Alternator started going out on my car coming back from the store earlier. It shut the AC off then wouldn't let me roll the windows down.

Good thing you didn't bust ass.

 

[Agent Smith]

Good thing you didn't bust ass.

Maybe he likes smelling his own brand

 

[farminkarman]

Oh Greg.

@farminkarman

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Lol

 

[Woodslasher]

Doesn't everything?

Somewhere, I have a picture of a sign warning you to "not stay in this parking lot too long or you could get exposed to harmful exhaust fumes which may cause cancer or birth defects". If I'm reading the sign correctly if you breath those same fumes outside of the parking lot, such as on a sidewalk in the city, you won't get cancer and there is no danger of them causing birth defects, right?

 

[Dub11]

Good thing you didn't bust ass.

The thought of driving with the door open crossed my mind.

 

[USMC615]

*s-word it feels that way today. Alternator started going out on my car coming back from the store earlier. It shut the AC off then wouldn't let me roll the windows down.

Well…it’s to be expected. It’s not a Dodge!

 

[Dub11]

Well…it’s to be expected. It’s not a Dodge!

True,

All the 1998 model year Dodges were junked years ago.

 

[Steve]

we need a piece of paper with your name and today’s date so we know it isn’t fake.

That just won't do. @ayoungtexan can do that. A selfie with the jugs and 4 forms of identification would suffice for me.

 

[Steve]

A $950 folding top control module.
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That lives down by the pump
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To fix the convertible top on a 2005 Cadillac XLR that's worth about $120 if there was a Benjamin in the glove box.
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Leaks oil bad, needs a catalytic converter, cords showing on front tires, all shocks leak bad ($975 each).
Pimping ain't easy I guess.

I put a water pump and an alternator on a g van yesterday.

It was about to throw a rod and had a quart of metal in the oil. Dude picked it up and drove away like it was brand new!

 

[Steve]

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My uncle’s property borders mom’s property and I went to the hayfield he was baling at and told him the property is mine and hauled a load up to the farm for him

Hehehe, you said load.

 

[Agent Smith]

Hehehe, you said load.

Giggity