I have a deer pee story maseff. It ended deer hunting for me.
I dropped the fresh bottle of Tinks. I quickly bent down and snatched it up b4 it hit the ground and spilt. Well I caught it and accidentally splashed it on my face and front of my hunting suit. I had a plastic Duracell light in my teeth. Had to throw that out. Smell wouldn't go away. I was so fukkin pissed I let out a string of curse words that would have embarrassed 2 live crew. I was sick to my stomach about instantly. I smelled it for a few days. Nasty nasty *s-worde.