Not So Pro 3

[Woodwackr]

your late

Your late what?

 

[Woodwackr]

Claymores.

Self-tracking lasers would be quieter.

 

[Woodwackr]

No. Just checked the lock.

Run 50,000v to the doorknob…

 

[Woodwackr]

My coke i left in my black Silverado with heavily tinted windows all summerView attachment 432660

Shake well. While standing in the street, throw it as high as you can. Run.

 

[Stump Shot]

Our security cameras caught a couple of crackheads at 4am....I spent most of the morning talking to the police. View attachment 432657

I would be considering practicing the three S's.

 

[Stump Shot]

Run 50,000v to the doorknob…

Good idea, but I don't think Randy is the Nikoli Tesla type with 500kv laying around to use.

 

[Woodwackr]

Good idea, but I don't think Randy is the Nikoli Tesla type with 500kv laying around to use.

Neighbors…long cable?
I suppose a truck battery would do in a pinch…

 

[Wonkydonkey]

Good evening girlfriends,

Only 10 pages behind

I was busy Sunday help my son. With his 260, the exhaust bolt was wallowed out ( the one that screws into the case). It was an easy teaching lesson on how to helicoil

Btw my toy truck that got bashed by that big boys truck about two weeks ago. Well the repair estimate is £6.5 k.
Not sure if the insurance willl say it’s a total total loss or not

 

[Loony661]

Fixt.

Our security cameras caught a couple of crackheads at 4am....I spent most of the morning (digging holes and moving dirt) talking to the police (is my alibii). View attachment 432657

 

[dall]

Your late what?

Slacker
Dick eyes

 

[Wonkydonkey]

Makes me think of @Wonkydonkey 's avatar, people shouldn't be able to bend that way...lol

I bet She watches it get a pounding while getting tea bagged

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Morena E Hoas.

 

[dall]

Morena E Hoas.

about time slacker

 

[GCJenks204]

My coke i left in my black Silverado with heavily tinted windows all summerView attachment 432660

The tinted windows kept it cool enough to freeze in WV in the summer? That’s pretty impressive, only happens here if you leave it overnight December-March.

 

[full chizel]

Our security cameras caught a couple of crackheads at 4am....I spent most of the morning talking to the police. View attachment 432657

Do you get alerts on your phones? A couple rounds of .40 in the dark might change their minds.

 

[full chizel]

My grandkids are 99% sure they know who these two are. They are putting them on blast....

I’d put em on blast alright. Nothing worse than a thief or even worse a crackhead thief.

 

[full chizel]

Run 50,000v to the doorknob…

There is an idea. I’ll run a wire from the pole to the doorknobs. I can run one to the electric fence too, but if a cow touches it, its gonna be cooked on the hoof before it hits the ground.

 

[Bilge Rat]

Good idea, but I don't think Randy is the Nikoli Tesla type with 500kv laying around to use.

Look into getting a large capacitor, charge that puppy up and hook it to a lock/doorknob.
Wait for the scream.

Myself i like rock salt in a shotgun shell.
It stings going in then when body moisture starts dissolving the rock salt it burns/stings.
This stinging can go on for days.

 

[Stump Shot]

Look into getting a large capacitor, charge that puppy up and hook it to a lock/doorknob.
Wait for the scream.

Myself i like rock salt in a shotgun shell.
It stings going in then when body moisture starts dissolving the rock salt it burns/stings.
This stinging can go on for days.

Too convoluted/complicated. Lead miners need work too. Lol

 

[Bilge Rat]

Too convoluted/complicated. Lead miners need work too. Lol

Not really, just substitute rock salt for lead shot and pull the reloader handle down.
So easy a redneck can do it.