Not So Pro 3

[Woodpecker]

I cůnt remember. A warm tuna melt is my favorite sandwich.

Let it ferment a little. They just get better.

You’re welcome

 

[cuinrearview]

Mornin' goons. If anyone needs a hole poked through their China foam smiley balls, I'm your guy. This probably won't be the dumbest thing I do this week. Any guesses on who came up with this @JoeDirt ?

 

[dall]

Was that when you learned he lived in an outhouse?

lmao

Be nice to Oliver. Of Dall's two sons, I think he's the brighter one.

Just trying to make his way in this world. I asked him a question, and that was his reply.

you still trying to bang his mom ?

Good morning fellas. You guys trying out for Uncle of the week to Dall’s boys?

lol not my damn kids

I’m going to repeat what Larry said so that it sticks in your head: we’re not always talking about you. And the sarcasm runs thick around here. You REALLY need to pay attention before you post. Because when you answer straight to our sarcasm, it shows how naive you are, and only takes you further away from fitting in around here. I spent a couple years just reading on this website before posting regularly. When I would post when new, I got jumped on too, becuse I hadn’t learned at that time how to read the room. That’s an important skill. And once you figure that out, life will get a lot easier for you.

lol your learning my little gay buddy with a fiat

How many sandwiches did you eat?

he doesnt like tuna but he likes the salami

 

[dall]

You’re welcome

new rule
if they allow these kids here
they have to post pictures of mommy and grandma
if that doesnt happen they get the ban

 

[Loony661]

What kinda of ice cream did Logan have at the birthday party, uncle Loony?

I ain’t from Gatlinburg…

 

[maulhead]

I was not at that bday party. I like cookies n’ cream ice cream.

Why I am, I not shocked a pothole likes cream?!?!

 

[Mastermind]

Good morning men.

And you too Pothole.

 

[maulhead]

you still trying to bang his mom ?

I'll take sloppy seconds on crazy eyes any day.

 

[Loony661]

lol not my damn kids

Are you sure?

lol your learning my little gay buddy with a fiat

I’m straighter than a Grizzly’s dick, Gustavson!

And secondly, my 1999 Dodge has no Fiat ties. Or elephant mirrors.

 

[maulhead]

lol your learning my little gay buddy

Did you just cum out of the closet?

Ever heard takes one, to know one?

 

[full chizel]

I've never used their stuff, but the most I will spend is on Wera, Park Tool, Knipex, Fiskars, and other German and European tools. Most of my other stuff is Harbor Freight. I am especially not going to buy any Snap-off now that they are using e-girls to market their overpriced junk.

I don't see much of a difference between the two though...

I know my dad @dall will probably attack me and start a flame war over this post...

I think the flaming will come from not liking the e-girls and not seeing the difference between a woman and a man. Anything goes eh?

 

[dall]

I ain’t from Gatlinburg…

larry is close to there

Are you sure?

I’m straighter than a Grizzly’s dick, Gustavson!

And secondly, my 1999 Dodge has no Fiat ties. Or elephant mirrors.

lmao i knew that would get a response

Did you just cum out of the closet?

Ever heard takes one, to know one?

lol just because the dodge fiat owner is gay doesnt mean i am

but it always gets a response
you should see my dodge buddies wives face when i say that in front of them lol

 

[full chizel]

Tan

Check me out then.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPAyQ5aTKonFIKRJ8BdaJpg

 

[full chizel]

No telling where that finger has been.

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What does this mean? I don’t understand.

 

[sawmikaze]

Last I heard he was still peddling his shít to idiots on the book of the face and dumb kids on Yoo-hoo toob.

I still can't believe that guy...

Anyway..

You better ban me for a while, you might not have a choice soon...I'm the length of Dally's penis away from putting Bwadley through hell...I really don't wanna do it but some of your illustrious members are putting me up to it because they can't stand him and you moderators know I'm a sucker for a good time...

 

[LAWN BOY]

What does this mean? I don’t understand.

I sense sarcasm. I know what it means.

 

[full chizel]

Some people call Briggs and Stratton this: Breaks and Scrapp’em

Are you familiar with scrap prices? asking for @maulhead

 

[maulhead]

lol just because the dodge fiat owner is gay doesnt mean i am

but it always gets a response
you should see my dodge buddies wives face when i say that in front of them lol

My point was you have a gift to recognize them. Takes one, to know one.

I don't have that gift.

 

[maulhead]

Are you familiar with scrap prices? asking for @maulhead

Why would I ask that cornhole for prices where he lives, when I can pull up prices in my area?

 

[Loony661]

I sense sarcasm. I know what it means.

Did you read my post earlier? This is the type of post that you should have kept to yourself.