Not So Pro 3

[dall]

B.S.

i just want you to claim your sons

 

[Mastermind]

Does he still shave his ass? Or is big red waxing it now?

Maybe he wants to "POP" you down and wax your ass?

This is so confusing.

 

[maulhead]

i just want you to claim your sons

You didn't see my fix, did you?

 

[maulhead]

Maybe he wants to "POP" you down and wax your ass?

This is so confusing.

I'm sure it involves something to do with an ass (mine or his) one way or another.

 

[full chizel]

Damn, y’all are a buncha weird MFers

 

[dall]

I'm sure it involves something to do with an ass (mine or his) one way or another.

lol nope

 

[maulhead]

Probably

Pot have you met kettle yet? ↑ ↓ ↑ ↓

Damn, y’all are a buncha weird MFers

 

[maulhead]

lol nope

More B.S.

 

[Mastermind]

I'm sure it involves something to do with an ass (mine or his) one way or another.

You know it. If his head ever gets cracked open butt sex is the only thing that will be spilled out.

 

[dall]

You know it. If his head ever gets cracked open butt sex is the only thing that will be spilled out.

lol the last friend with benefits liked it in the ass as much as she liked it in the puss

 

[maulhead]

You know it. If his head ever gets cracked open butt sex is the only thing that will be spilled out.

Something tells me the same would apply to you also. Lol

 

[LAWN BOY]

I’m rating this thread R. For ridiculously good.

 

[maulhead]

lol the last friend with benefits liked it in the ass as much as she liked it in the puss

Was her name Peggy, and did she return the favor?

 

[JoeDirt]

I washed my big, dumb, stupid Ford today even although I'm still confused as to whether it's entirely too big or too small of a truck for my mall crawling and occasionally towing. Apparently I need at least a 3/4 ton but also a Japanese golf cart?

 

[LAWN BOY]

I washed my big, dumb, stupid Ford today even although I'm still confused as to whether it's entirely too big or too small of a truck for my mall crawling and occasionally towing. Apparently I need at least a 3/4 ton but also a Japanese golf cart?
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I like the idea of having a both a kei truck and a 3/4 ton. Is that one of the Fords that shut off at stoplights and sh*t? And restart with application of gas. I know it was in that generation that they started doin’ dat.

 

[dall]

Was her name Peggy, and did she return the favor?

lol no and no
but im sure you are hoping for a peggy for your next one

I washed my big, dumb, stupid Ford today even although I'm still confused as to whether it's entirely too big or too small of a truck for my mall crawling and occasionally towing. Apparently I need at least a 3/4 ton but also a Japanese golf cart?
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good enough to get groceries or going to school

 

[Wonkydonkey]

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What in carnation is your obsession with goat butter???

It’s easier to collect then bull butter

 

[Mastermind]

Something tells me the same would apply to you also. Lol

I plead the 5th.

 

[Czed]

If you’re going to try and use old guy phrases let’s get them right. It’s what in tarnation, unless you intended on talking about flowers.

One of them love's Chlamydia

 

[Lnk]

If you’re going to try and use old guy phrases let’s get them right. It’s what in tarnation, unless you intended on talking about flowers.

Tardation is also acceptable!