Not So Pro 3

[nbbt]

Good afternoon guys.

I'm slacking today, I must have eaten something bad yesterday !

4 pm I couldn’t get off the toilet for about 30mins . I ate some different food later, then went to sleep about 10:30 .

At 12:30am I started weeing outta muh backside again
That lasted about 2hrs being on and off the toilet every 10 or 15 mins

In the meantime i caught up with some of the newer stuff (big trees) that bjarne Butler had on YouTube. Last thing I remember it was 3:30\4am

Hope ya feel better. But parts may have been a bit of TMI.

 

[maulhead]

a few ???????? a few is less than 5

3 in the pink, 2 in the stink?

 

[3browns]

Do you prefer men for the cough and finger test?

I had my prostate removed so i would not have to pay a doctor to stick his finger up there.

Playing the long game. Genius.

He just doesn’t let them know it was removed so they have to wiggle their finger to feel around for it

I am 68 and no doctor has ever offered to stick a finger where the sun don't shine

Now I has the sads

 

[3browns]

Morning men

29 on the way to the mid 30s with no snow in sight

Guess I will work on finding an old, lonely, blind proctologist today...

 

[Jscb1b]

I am 68 and no doctor has ever offered to stick a finger where the sun don't shine

Now I has the sads

Dall will be happy to do it.

 

[3browns]

Dall will be happy to do it.

@dall and I have a long standing agreement

I don’t run Hooskis and he don’t finger bang me

Been working out pretty good so far

 

[stihl livin]

@dall and I have a long standing agreement

I don’t run Hooskis and he don’t finger bang me

Been working out pretty good so far

He’s to busy finger banging himself to worry about your needs.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Hope it goes well dik.

This what you say looking down before going on a date?

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Morena E Hoas.
Saturday. 2hr drive blah blah blah.

Keep safe ay.

 

[Lnk]

Morena E Hoas.
Saturday. 2hr drive blah blah blah.

Keep safe ay.

Have fun at cricket Adam.

 

[JoeDirt]

This what you say looking down before going on a date?

Ever since that one chick bit me.

 

[3browns]

He’s to busy finger banging himself to worry about your needs.

Now I really got the sads

 

[3browns]

Morena E Hoas.
Saturday. 2hr drive blah blah blah.

Keep safe ay.

Blah blah blah to you as well

 

[dall]

I am 68 and no doctor has ever offered to stick a finger where the sun don't shine

Now I has the sads

A woman did it when I was in the er for *s-wordting black
MRI showed a ulcer
That was October a year ago
It’s not something you forget

 

[redline4]

A woman did it when I was in the er for *s-wordting black
MRI showed a ulcer
That was October a year ago
It’s not something you forget

If she referred to it as a dirty Sanchez procedure, it wasn't being done for medical reasons, fyi..

 

[maulhead]

@dall and I have a long standing agreement

I don’t run Hooskis and he don’t finger bang me

Been working out pretty good so far

Jury will be out for a week, trying to figure out who is getting the better end of that arrangement.

 

[maulhead]

Ever since that one Dall chick bit me.

Slight adjustment.

 

[Mastermind]

Sick bastards.
















































My People !!!!!

 

[3browns]

Sick bastards.

And you are surprised why?

 

[Mastermind]

And you are surprised why?

No surprises !!!!