Not So Pro 3

[Mastermind]

Health and Safety Notice: All pumpkin pies from Georgia are now on the DO NOT CONSUME list for the foreseeable future..

 

[3browns]

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I FUKKING KNEW IT!!!

Where’s the mouth soap….

Aughhhhhhh

 

[JugHead27]

Planting seeds

 

[lohan808]

What's up pumpkin humpers? Spent the day with the wife getting all the decorations up for Halloween. We never know how many kids will show but they have come on flatbed trailers in the past. She loves spoiling them little ones with extra candy. I love scaring the schitt out of the teenagers with a ported chainsaw minus chain. Have a good evening.

 

[dall]

A friend sent me this pic on a pumpkin, asking how to prepare it.

My reply was……

Drill two holes and pound it like there’s no tomorrow.

Don't let Jason see that.

That’s a 20 buck pumpkin if I’ve ever seen one

Could make a killing at the Flying J

Jason said his slit is bigger
And he would fight to prove it

 

[maulhead]

Every election since I was old enough to vote, so 50 years

So you were around before the woolly mammoth went extinct.

What was your favorite weapon for hunting them?

 

[Wonkydonkey]

Jason said his slit is bigger

And he would fight to prove it

Ahh … butt Jason said yours is bigger than his after your transformation

Just saying

 

[dall]

So you were around before the woolly mammoth went extinct.

What was your favorite weapon for hunting them?




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Jason said he would get you a key and he will cook for you

Ahh … butt Jason said yours is bigger than his after your transformation

Just saying

That’s just what you are hoping

 

[3browns]

What's up pumpkin humpers? Spent the day with the wife getting all the decorations up for Halloween. We never know how many kids will show but they have come on flatbed trailers in the past. She loves spoiling them little ones with extra candy. I love scaring the schitt out of the teenagers with a ported chainsaw minus chain. Have a good evening.

Back in the 60s and 70s before the drug troubles we could count on pickup after pickup load of kids from across the river in Juarez

They would drop them at the end of a block, the kids would work both sides of the block and then move up one block

Most of them were so poor they didn’t even have the simplest costume and could only manage an old shopping bag for candy

We gave out candy by the bushel because how do you say no to kids who lived in cardboard shacks, burned tires in the winter to stay alive, and had no more than the clothes on their backs

 

[maulhead]

Jason said he would get you a key and he will cook for you

I don't need another *b-word in my life.

 

[dall]

I don't need another *b-word in my life.

Too bad you already have him

 

[3browns]

So you were around before the woolly mammoth went extinct.

What was your favorite weapon for hunting them?




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Atlatl, of course

 

[maulhead]

Back in the 60s and 70s before the drug troubles we could count on pickup after pickup load of kids from across the river in Juarez

They would drop them at the end of a block, the kids would work both sides of the block and then move up one block

Most of them were so poor they didn’t even have the simplest costume and could only manage an old shopping bag for candy

We gave out candy by the bushel because how do you say no to kids who lived in cardboard shacks, burned tires in the winter to stay alive, and had no more than the clothes on their backs

Just for clarification, was this in the 1760's or 1860's?

 

[maulhead]

Too bad you already have him

 

[3browns]

Just for clarification, was this in the 1760's or 1860's?

1968 BC

 

[maulhead]

1968 BC

 

[JugHead27]

Too bad you already have him

Aren’t you a little old for grindr ?

 

[dall]

Aren’t you a little old for grindr ?

You tell me since you seem to be a pro on there lol

 

[3browns]

Too bad you already have him

Aren’t you a little old for grindr ?

He's young at heart...

Don't piss him off...

 

[JugHead27]

You tell me since you seem to be a pro on there lol

You can find your crush the old marine on silversingles.com he’s waiting for you lol