Not So Pro 3

[Boomhower]

Good morning guy's

Lmao

 

[USMC615]

Morning derelicts...60 heading to 86, clear.

 

[DuratecMan10]

Good morning y'all. Busy day for me, have a good one


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

 

[Stump Shot]

Good morning

 

[Czed]

In case yall dont recognize that last part its from a local news caster that used to be on ktrk news in Houston for many years he would always sign off with “have a good weekend, good golf, good tennis, or what ever makes you happy. They made a movie about him called The best lil hoe house in Texas with Burt Reynolds.

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

We had a well known local newscaster
Tom mcghee somewhat of an alcoholic.
He was fired from his job for a couple of dui's and other incidents.
But his news station interstate billboard near the state capitol
Remained.
Soon they covered it up with a smokey bear sign.
I drove to work soon after and the sign
Had ripped away in high winds.
It now said
"ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT TOM MCGHEE"

 

[leadfarmer]

need coffee

pictures

U askeded.......

 

[Czed]

U askeded.......

It was him or me when a possum crawled out of my barn loft.
.40 cal 135gr 1400fps Sierra hollow point decapitated and liquified
And exploded the front half of his body
But I was unharmed.

 

[nickw]

U askeded.......

Who asked? Not me!

 

[Czed]

U askeded.......

Eat what you kill

 

[Cat 525]

Great day to all you gents and ladies!

 

[Dream]

Morning fappers!
Been working 10 minutes from home this week.
Folks around here are different...
I now remember why I dont work here.

 

[Stump Shot]

Who asked? Not me!

You tell 'em Nick!

 

[p61 western]

Good morning fellas.

 

[dall]

Morning fappers!
Been working 10 minutes from home this week.
Folks around here are different...
I now remember why I dont work here.

are you sure it’s not you ?

 

[USMC615]

are you sure it’s not you ?

...kinda beat me to it! Lol

 

[dall]

...kinda beat me to it! Lol

it’s like the story of a woman being divorced 4 times but says the men she was married to was *a-holes and didn’t treat her right

 

[Mastermind]

I've been married to Glenda for 34.5 years. Does that mean she and I are both perfect?

Cause I think it does.

 

[cuinrearview]

I've been married to Glenda for 34.5 years. Does that mean she and I are both perfect?

Cause I think it does.

It just means your flaws cancel each other's out. Yin meet yang.

 

[Czed]

I've been married to Glenda for 34.5 years. Does that mean she and I are both perfect?

Cause I think it does.

Coral is the 35th wedding anniversary gift.

 

[Czed]

I keep asking everyone at work if it's too late to call in I've got three hours left
They just cuss and walk away.