Not So Pro 3

[maulhead]

I always told my kids, don't start it, but if someone puts hands on you with ill intent, go all out and permanently fùck up their day.

Yep, my older bother taught me that. I never went out looking for a fight when I was in school. But if someone started chit and tried to hit or hurt me, I opened a Slim Jim on them, and I was the last man standing at the end of it.

One thing I learned in middle & high school, hand someone their ass (after they try to start chit) they will never bother you again.

 

[Only the Tony]

What do they call you

Text to my boss. I'm going to call everyone cock stains from now on. That gate is the only way in and out of the delivery location. Idiots, probably engineers, decided to make a single gate with only enough room for a single semi to pull up to the outside. Then they go get their paperwork, if they can speak enough english (talk to the phone and hold it up for the translation). Had 3 semis and 5 other vehicles backed up the other day trying to get out.

 

[USMC615]

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Text to my boss. I'm going to call every cock stains from now on. That gate is the only way in and out of the delivery location. Idiots, probably engineers, decided to make a single gate with only enough room for a single semi to pull up to the outside. Then they go get their paperwork, if they can speak enough english (talk to the phone and hold it up for the translation). Had 3 semis and 5 other vehicles backed up the other day trying to get out.

Logistics 101 at its’ finest…

 

[maulhead]

Coming from the guy who won't chain up at the truck pull because he doesn't want to break anything...

I will hook any of my trucks up to anything, non of them are afraid get worked, and used.

I don't own grocery getters. Or chit that sits in the driveway all nice and shinny, because the MILF a few doors down gets hot & wet over some shiny polished crap box sitting in the driveway.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Coming from the guy who won't chain up at the truck pull ...

Is this a PA circle jerk reference?

 

[Mastermind]

The wife and I went to the county fair. Had a funnel cake.

 

[dall]

Is this a PA circle jerk reference?

lol hes getting onto me because i cant bring myself to hook my truck up to a sled tomorrow night

The wife and I went to the county fair. Had a funnel cake.

may have to see if they have them tomorrow night at truck and tractor pull at fair grounds

 

[Loony661]

The wife and I went to the county fair. Had a funnel cake.

Funnel cakes rock. Powdered sugar and strawberries on top..

 

[dall]

Funnel cakes rock. Powdered sugar and strawberries on top..

you aint getting strawberries at the fair

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

I will hook any of my trucks up to anything, non of them are afraid get worked, and used.

I don't own grocery getters. Or chit that sits in the driveway all nice and shinny, because the MILF a few doors down gets hot & wet over some shiny polished crap box sitting in the driveway.


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Drive away with just a cab and chassis once the magnet had done its thing?

 

[maulhead]

Drive away with just a cab and chassis once the magnet had done its thing?

Nah, bed is still on it.

Magnet was just pulling scrap out the bed.

 

[Mastermind]

Funnel cakes rock. Powdered sugar and strawberries on top..

Just powdered sugar.

 

[JoeDirt]

I will hook any of my trucks up to anything, non of them are afraid get worked, and used.

I don't own grocery getters. Or chit that sits in the driveway all nice and shinny, because the MILF a few doors down gets hot & wet over some shiny polished crap box sitting in the driveway.

Not afraid to work any of mine but I still like to clean them up afterward. They mostly see light duty pickup truck work, but that's why I have a half ton and not a 3/4 or 1 ton. I miss my 8 ft bed though.

 

[dall]

Not afraid to work any of mine but I still like to clean them up afterward. They mostly see light duty pickup truck work, but that's why I have a half ton and not a 3/4 or 1 ton. I miss my 8 ft bed though.
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lol very light

 

[Loony661]

you aint getting strawberries at the fair

Your fair must suck

 

[Loony661]

Just powdered sugar.

Still tasty.

 

[Mastermind]

Your fair must suck

Ours does.

 

[Wonkydonkey]

Good morning guys,

31 mackerel this morning and a couple of handfuls of whitebait picked up off the beach.
White bait is dam good stuff when rolled in flour and spices then fried crispy,,,

 

[Czed]

Mornin'

 

[USMC615]

Mornin’ lizards…72 to 100, same ol’ weather.