Not So Pro 3

[Mastermind]

Where is the U haul?

Against my better judgement......I'm trying to stick it out here.

 

[maulhead]

Well damn I just remembered something, went to ship something at the post office, they are closed today, martin luther king jr day, which made me scratch my head fur a second, because MLKJ day is always within a day or two of my b-day, last day for being 47 today, oh well.........

 

[maulhead]

Against my better judgement......I'm trying to stick it out here.

Older and wiser? Or just too much stuff to move.

You don't realize how much crap you have gathered in life, until you pack up to move it all.

 

[Mastermind]

Well damn I just remembered something, went to ship something at the post office, they are closed today, martin luther king jr day, which made me scratch my head fur a second, because MLKJ day is always within a day or two of my b-day, last day for being 47 today, oh well.........

Dammit.....you're so old that dust blows out every time you fart.

 

[Mastermind]

Older and wiser? Or just too much stuff to move.

You don't realize how much crap you have gathered in life, until you pack up to move it all.

I pray for it to melt.

 

[maulhead]

Dammit.....you're so old that dust blows out every time you fart.

Dry farts save monnies on toilet paper.

 

[farminkarman]

Dammit.....you're so old that dust blows out every time you fart.

So is that when you realize it's time for prune juice?

 

[maulhead]

I pray for it to melt.

Probably the cheaper way to go.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Cumberland Plateau now.....

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That chair tho...

 

[redline4]

So this stupid *f-wording thumbscrew pile of *s-word bracket is supposed to hold the motherfucking timing chain while one removes the actuators.


Except the second you pop the actuator off the cam the mother *f-wording son of a *b-word tensioner decides to pop out like a geriatric pecker on a dozen blueys and *f-word the whole process.

Now the entire front suspension has to be split, front diff pulled so I can take the oil pan off so I can the the front cover off because the wires to the oil solenoid go through the front cover.


*f-word cars.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

So this stupid *frenching thumbscrew pile of *s-word bracket is supposed to hold the motherfucking timing chain while one removes the actuators.
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Except the second you pop the actuator off the cam the mother *frenching son of a *b-word tensioner decides to pop out like a geriatric pecker on a dozen blueys and *f-word the whole process.

Now the entire front suspension has to be split, front diff pulled so I can take the oil pan off so I can the the front cover off because the wires to the oil solenoid go through the front cover.


*f-word cars.

Bugger.

 

[USMC615]

Wimpy wimpy wimpy
And we ain’t talking trash bags either [emoji43]‍[emoji94]


Sent from Hoskey hilltop

Ain’t you got white stuff to plow…? Lol

 

[hoskvarna]

Ain’t you got white stuff to plow…? Lol

All done for now


Sent from Hoskey hilltop

 

[full chizel]

Absolutely. Further north

Gonna move to da U.P.?

 

[Lnk]

What part of the Midwest you talking

It ain’t that way here [emoji2957]


Sent from Hoskey hilltop

He means the Midwest, near the ocean. Lol

Geography challenged!

 

[Lnk]

Against my better judgement......I'm trying to stick it out here.

Only cause it's too damn hard to move. I don't want to move my stuff, ever again.

 

[Woodpecker]

Dry farts save monnies on adult diapers.

Fück engineers.

fixded… man it’s a good thing I stopped in hew fellers needed some straightening oot.

 

[USMC615]

Rockin and rolling a 14” wok skillet of fried cabbage, with a whole pound of thick-sliced, fried bacon cut up and buried in it…

 

[redline4]

Rockin and rolling a 14” wok skillet of fried cabbage, with a whole pound of thick-sliced, fried bacon cut up and buried in it…

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Your tainting bacon by putting it in with cabbage?
You should be flogged with dent pullers for something so heinous.

 

[Woodpecker]

Your tainting bacon by putting it in with cabbage?
You should be flogged with dent pullers for something so heinous.

Used peep show dent pullers